2 definitions by Rib

writing an essay

an excuse commonly used (esp. by males) to justify locking ones self in a room (often bedroom) for the purpose of fulfilling ones daily masturbational quota/to listen to speed garage.

"right then, im off to write an essay."

by Rib March 30, 2004

freshman

a person at their first year in university

we must put all freshmen through rituals for them to be fully accepted into alpha-omega fraternity

by Rib July 19, 2004