3 definitions by RhodeIslandRocks99

2020

The year that will forever change society and how we interact. No longer will a cough be safe anymore. No longer will you not wonder if the economy will crash. It will show who your true friends are. Many will lose their family members. True colors of many will be shown.

I hate 2020.

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Person 1: Remember 2020?
Person 2: How could I forget? I am traumatized.

by RhodeIslandRocks99 October 17, 2020

Niko

A kind, unique soul, who will never read this. They are patient, understanding, funny, compassionate, and wise. They may never truly allow themselves to love fully. When the times comes, and they will know, they need to show that one with a true romantic gesture.

Friend 1: oh I dont think I will ever marry.

Friend 2: Don't be a Niko, and let love in.

by RhodeIslandRocks99 October 17, 2020

Casual Vegan

Someone who likes the idea of vegan but cannot commit fully and may consume animal products from time to time.

Friend 1: Yeah, so I am vegan.

Friend 2: Nice, that is so hard to do.

Friend 1: Yeah it is.

Friend 3: Didn't you just eat a new york strip steak?
Friend 1: Oh yeah man, I am on vegan on the weekend.

Friend 2: Oh so you are casual vegan or a flexitarian.

Friend 1: Yeah man but I get so many girls by saying I am vegan.
Friend 3: That's terrible man.

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Sally: So I have been vegan but I gave in and ate some chicken, now I got really ill.
Derek: That sucks you got sick, but so you are casual vegan?
Sally: I just had a slip.
Derek: That's not vegan.

Sally: yeah maybe I should just say I am a casual vegan.

Derek: Yeah that would seem easier to say.

by RhodeIslandRocks99 October 17, 2020