3 definitions by Rhoddy
When a man takes a shit on another man, slaps it, and then licks up them mess after whilst both participants are wearing clogs
Man 1: Hey babe, wanna do a jack barnard?
Man 2: Sure, but let me put down a towel first because last time you stained the walls
Man 2: Sure, but let me put down a towel first because last time you stained the walls
by Rhoddy February 23, 2020
What can we say about him. He has lots of wives and only knows half of their names. He has an extremely large penis and he knows how to use it ;). All men are jealous of him and want to be him par from the chess community which he struggles to be apart of.
He could although be a massive virgin
He could although be a massive virgin
by Rhoddy February 22, 2020