Hibernary Sexual

One who hibernates from the world in the winter months and swears off all sex until the warmer springtime hits.

Identifying as a hibernary sexual combines my lack of intercourse in the colder months and my general distaste for humans in general.

by RetroThis October 26, 2020

muff stank

a womans unwashed pussy
one who doesnt douche the vaginal hole

i would have went down on your girl but she's suffering from muff stank and i could hardly breathe

by RetroThis May 04, 2012

Guytinerary

a calendar of events, directions and everything inbetween of where to go, what to see, atms, strip clubs planning out events with the guys.

usually given list to designated driver/sober friend leading the outing

for those gentlemen who need a little help remembering to shit shower and shave
also great for outting with the guys especially when visiting a new locale finding hotspots, pubs, sports, women
example:
where we going next? who's got the guytinerary?

by RetroThis April 09, 2012

poo lace

when rushing into the public restroom in a mall, sports stadium etc to piss wicked bad, while pissing/pooing u notice ur shoelace is untied and dragging all over the floor, even stepping on it.

one does not tie a poo lace in fear of pee and fecal matter, one discards poo lace

by RetroThis April 09, 2012

dick chimney

A popular spot for gay men to place their penis into another mans asshole or "dick chimney"

Thought he was down for a blow job but instead presented his (dick chimney) for me stick my santa stick into, ho ho ho! merry sexmas

by RetroThis January 24, 2015