Definitions by Retrix

Juggling sausage

Providing handjobs to multiple males simultaneously.

The Catholic school girl invited all her guy friends over and demonstrated her affinity for juggling sausage.

Juggling sausage by Retrix November 5, 2010

hifuckinglarious 

Something that's just too damn funny

Did you see that dramatic squirrel video? It was hifuckinglarious!

hifuckinglarious by Retrix November 4, 2010

bury the sausage 

To insert a penis into a vagina

I'm going to bury the sausage tonight!

bury the sausage by Retrix February 24, 2010

Indiana-ugly 

A resident of the state of Indiana that is ugly in a uniquely "Indiana-way". Causes of Indiana-ugly are unknown, but it is observed that most residents suffer from this syndrome and is likely a result of generations of inbreeding.

I stopped at a gas station on the toll road and got a sample of Indiana-ugly. My eyes started to bleed.

Indiana-ugly by Retrix July 15, 2009

pudding hatch 

The entrance to your ass

Retrofit the pudding hatch with the boink swatter -Bloodhound Gang

pudding hatch by Retrix July 1, 2009