4 definitions by RetributionVII
"I was hanging with Wyatt yesterday and you know him. Fitness nut. But then it happened."
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"!?!"
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"!?!?!?!?..."
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".....!?!??! What happened??"
"HUH?? Oh what? I spaced out"
"What happened yesterday?"
"Oh Wyatt super sit upped and popped his back. Hes kinda stuck at home now"
"...I hate you"
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"!?!"
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"!?!?!?!?..."
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".....!?!??! What happened??"
"HUH?? Oh what? I spaced out"
"What happened yesterday?"
"Oh Wyatt super sit upped and popped his back. Hes kinda stuck at home now"
"...I hate you"
by RetributionVII June 29, 2018
The Guyble is a sort of social understanding upon "Men" to follow and abide by rules regarding friendship, relationships, business, and general respect. Examples from this spoken bible for men would be not to fool around with your friends ex though there are exceptions. Another example being not to use the urinal next to your fellow bro. Use one over. If you make a promise to help your fellow bro with something like moving, or giving them a lift, follow through. If you're helping them hide something small from their folks or something small, don't break the code only if it's imperative because someone may be hurt. There are limits and exceptions to rules in the Guyble
"Dude, you can't do that. It's against the bro code!"
"That's right man, it's in the guyble"
"...What the f**k is a guyble? Is that the album of Guy Fierri that you were trying to show me earlier?"
"N-No. That was something else..."
"That's right man, it's in the guyble"
"...What the f**k is a guyble? Is that the album of Guy Fierri that you were trying to show me earlier?"
"N-No. That was something else..."
by RetributionVII June 29, 2018
"Hey, I heard that they are shutting down the arcade."
"What? That's too Crash."
*Bails off skateboard and slams into trashcans*
"Ow... Okay. Totally Crash"
"What? That's too Crash."
*Bails off skateboard and slams into trashcans*
"Ow... Okay. Totally Crash"
by RetributionVII August 20, 2018
"Hey man, pull over I'm gonna yuck chuck!"
"Yuck chuck? The hell is that? I'm not pulling over."
"Dude- Oh..OHH. Too la- *Rolls down window and proceeds to yuck chuck all across the side of the car*"
"NO! MAN! YOU'RE WASHING MY CAR!!!"
"Yuck chuck? The hell is that? I'm not pulling over."
"Dude- Oh..OHH. Too la- *Rolls down window and proceeds to yuck chuck all across the side of the car*"
"NO! MAN! YOU'RE WASHING MY CAR!!!"
by RetributionVII June 29, 2018