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The act of management, to manage, to keep managed, to make sure nobody else manages. The art of keeping the Endocannabinoid System Balanced, the management of the endocannabinoid system, the art of managing the managers inside your brain.
1.) 'In Managering my pain, I used some CBD" 2.) "That person needs some help in the managering department" 3.) "If you're not good at managering it's highly likely you'll be very disorganized. 4.) That stoner has failed in managering his THC habit and needs ECS Balance Control
by ResearcherOG_Mike January 7, 2024
Get the Managering mug.The pure starvation of Cannabinoids, the aftermath of a "Tolerance Break", an Endocannabinoid System in a state of emergency needing cannabinoids as soon as possible due to advice given to stop using Cannabis by someone who likely never has - a doctor.
1.) "Wow, that dude is so cannamaciated if he doesn't get some THC in his system fast there could be issues." 2.) "I went to my doctor after feeling depressed, I've been cannamaciated for 2 weeks now trying to reduce my THC Tolerance and everyone I talk to irritates me." 3.
by ResearcherOG_Mike January 7, 2024
Get the Cannamaciated mug.People that define themselves based on the type of business they have that generally sells CBD. This type will often tell you to 'have a Hempy Weekend' and integrate the word Hemp into almost everything that sounds like it. The same type of human will also claim they have the best product on the market, that it gets nobody high, and then when sales get slow they'll start selling THCa and claim it's 'from hemp' - and then tell you to have a Stoney Weekend just to make a few dollars. The Hempsters are known to change their game based on net profits; they also allowed all the legacy people to sit in Jail, irritating the old-school stoners to no end. The best way to spot a Hempsters is the lack of a joint in their hand.
1.) "That Hempster just told me that THC-O is a natural cannabinoid, what planet did they come from?" 2.) "Have a Hempy Weekend? Nah, I'm smoking an OG preroll stuffed with diamonds!" 3.) "Just say no to Hempsters, most of them have no clue that 1000 mg is only 1 gram"
by ResearcherOG_Mike January 7, 2024
Get the Hempsters mug.Anything related to cannabis that has heavy terpenes in it or a distinguishable taste of them. The feeling of having terpenes on your tastebuds
by ResearcherOG_Mike November 21, 2022
Get the Terpinated mug.Someone who bogarts the joint uses all the dabs or smokes the stash up before everyone else can get some. A Terminator of your Cannabis Stash, it can even be a Cat.
That guy is such a cannabinator, if you smoke a joint with him make sure it's half gone before you pass it. Don't leave them alone with your stash, they're cannabinators (pl). My Dog just went cannabinator on me
by ResearcherOG_Mike November 21, 2022
Get the Cannabinator mug.Those bud was so strong, I'm cannabinated. Let's get cannabinated, man. Those two hippies got me all cannabinated on their stash.
by ResearcherOG_Mike November 21, 2022
Get the Cannabinated mug.Mike Robinson's shorthand for the Endocannabinoid System - a bodywide control network that keeps every other system in balance by sensing stress, shifting set points, and restoring stability in real time.
What it is: Receptors like CB1 and CB2, endocannabinoids like anandamide and 2-AG, and enzymes like FAAH and MAGL that make and break them down.
What it does: Tunes neurotransmitters, calms inflammation, guides pain signaling, shapes mood and sleep, steadies appetite and metabolism, supports gut motility and immune tone, and fosters neuroplasticity.
How it works: Endocannabinoids are made on demand, act locally, then get cleared quickly - a tight feedback loop that prevents overreaction and brings systems back to baseline.
Where it lives: Brain and nerves, immune cells, gut, skin, bones, reproductive organs - nearly everywhere you look.
Call it The Master Regulator because it coordinates the rest - nervous, immune, endocrine, and more - so the whole body can adapt, recover, and stay balanced.
What it is: Receptors like CB1 and CB2, endocannabinoids like anandamide and 2-AG, and enzymes like FAAH and MAGL that make and break them down.
What it does: Tunes neurotransmitters, calms inflammation, guides pain signaling, shapes mood and sleep, steadies appetite and metabolism, supports gut motility and immune tone, and fosters neuroplasticity.
How it works: Endocannabinoids are made on demand, act locally, then get cleared quickly - a tight feedback loop that prevents overreaction and brings systems back to baseline.
Where it lives: Brain and nerves, immune cells, gut, skin, bones, reproductive organs - nearly everywhere you look.
Call it The Master Regulator because it coordinates the rest - nervous, immune, endocrine, and more - so the whole body can adapt, recover, and stay balanced.
"The Master Regulator fine-tunes how your brain, immune system, and hormones communicate so your body can adapt to stress and recover faster."
"Cannabinoids speak the language of The Master Regulator, nudging it to restore balance in ways pharmaceuticals can’t replicate."
"Cannabinoids speak the language of The Master Regulator, nudging it to restore balance in ways pharmaceuticals can’t replicate."
by ResearcherOG_Mike August 11, 2025
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