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An individual that uses all of your dabs while you're not looking, someone who overuses cannabis extracts, an individual that loves to Dab a lot of wax, crumble, and diamonds.
"That Dabinator destroyed my stash, he used 5 grams in one day!" "Don't be a dabinator, we need to save some of that" "Those two are dabinators, don't let them stay long or everything will be gone."
by ResearcherOG_Mike February 22, 2023
Get the Dabinator mug.The description of the action in which a bong is dropped to the floor causing a loud crashing sound of glass breaking, the moment in which the bong slipped out of one's hand.
"Wow, did you see that bongslip happen? It could have been avoided by taking one less bong load but no, he had to bogart!"
by ResearcherOG_Mike January 30, 2023
Get the BongSlip mug.Those bud was so strong, I'm cannabinated. Let's get cannabinated, man. Those two hippies got me all cannabinated on their stash.
by ResearcherOG_Mike November 21, 2022
Get the Cannabinated mug.Tired but stoned, a condition that effects those who love THC and burn one either late at night or after activities that wear them out. A condition that appears when a person has inhaled so much cannabis it has made them tired.
by ResearcherOG_Mike March 23, 2024
Get the Stired mug.This is a Cannabis User that was around far before legalization in their state or country. Without these hardcore pot loving, dank-wanting, reefer-consuming, and sticky icky lovers of the plant, there would be no Legacy Growers. Somebody had to smoke all the weed grown back then, and that mainly was this type of person who had to deal with the law, hide their stash from friends as there was so little weed around, and even lie about whether or not they were high. Legacy Stoners are the backbone of the new and modern Cannabis Industry. One must have partaken in regular use of the Cannabis plant before their state or national law legalized it in order to be recognized with this title.
"That legacy stoner is nearly 70 years old and still hiding his stash like the cops are coming; someone let him know it's legal now" "I'm a legacy stoner; I bought weed far before it was legal." "I spent a year in jail because of some pot I had on me; I'm a legacy stoner through and through." "I admire legacy stoners, they had the tenacity to keep on toking up even when there were no state laws to protect them." "The hippies were the true legacy stoners, no wait, I think it was Cavemen."
by ResearcherOG_Mike February 22, 2023
Get the Legacy Stoner mug.Mike Robinson's shorthand for the Endocannabinoid System - a bodywide control network that keeps every other system in balance by sensing stress, shifting set points, and restoring stability in real time.
What it is: Receptors like CB1 and CB2, endocannabinoids like anandamide and 2-AG, and enzymes like FAAH and MAGL that make and break them down.
What it does: Tunes neurotransmitters, calms inflammation, guides pain signaling, shapes mood and sleep, steadies appetite and metabolism, supports gut motility and immune tone, and fosters neuroplasticity.
How it works: Endocannabinoids are made on demand, act locally, then get cleared quickly - a tight feedback loop that prevents overreaction and brings systems back to baseline.
Where it lives: Brain and nerves, immune cells, gut, skin, bones, reproductive organs - nearly everywhere you look.
Call it The Master Regulator because it coordinates the rest - nervous, immune, endocrine, and more - so the whole body can adapt, recover, and stay balanced.
What it is: Receptors like CB1 and CB2, endocannabinoids like anandamide and 2-AG, and enzymes like FAAH and MAGL that make and break them down.
What it does: Tunes neurotransmitters, calms inflammation, guides pain signaling, shapes mood and sleep, steadies appetite and metabolism, supports gut motility and immune tone, and fosters neuroplasticity.
How it works: Endocannabinoids are made on demand, act locally, then get cleared quickly - a tight feedback loop that prevents overreaction and brings systems back to baseline.
Where it lives: Brain and nerves, immune cells, gut, skin, bones, reproductive organs - nearly everywhere you look.
Call it The Master Regulator because it coordinates the rest - nervous, immune, endocrine, and more - so the whole body can adapt, recover, and stay balanced.
"The Master Regulator fine-tunes how your brain, immune system, and hormones communicate so your body can adapt to stress and recover faster."
"Cannabinoids speak the language of The Master Regulator, nudging it to restore balance in ways pharmaceuticals can’t replicate."
"Cannabinoids speak the language of The Master Regulator, nudging it to restore balance in ways pharmaceuticals can’t replicate."
by ResearcherOG_Mike August 11, 2025
Get the Master Regulator mug.Anything related to cannabis that has heavy terpenes in it or a distinguishable taste of them. The feeling of having terpenes on your tastebuds
by ResearcherOG_Mike November 21, 2022
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