2 definitions by Ren, the Ambivalent One
When a woman realizes halfway through vaginal sex that her bowels are full and her enjoyment of the sex has been vastly reduced by her fear of crapping the bed.
“I had to ask Jeff to stop screwing me because I fear the turtle. I got on the can for a minute, then hopped back in bed to finish."
by Ren, the Ambivalent One February 23, 2009
When you get intoxicated to break through a sexual inhibition—like when pot helps you “turn a corner” sexually.
“Carly wanted to do her new boyfriend Mike, but she just couldn’t do it until she got cornerstoned.”
by Ren, the Ambivalent One February 23, 2009