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Adolf Hitler and Funny Hitler's personal DJ. He was formerly Field Marshall Wilhelm Keitel, but was such a suckass General that Hitler demoted him to DJ. Known for spinning shitty house music DJ Keitel has developed quite a following in the United States, particularly in the Washington, DC and Baltimore areas where he spun at the 2010 Starscape music festival and will spin at the upcoming 2010Summer Massive in Baltimore.
Wilhelm Keitel is an awesome DJ!! I love his unique style of shitty house music!
by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010
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1) Acronym. Stands for "Fuck My Life". Used liberally in posts on social networking sites, instant messages, and text messages. Generally used as shorthand for "nothing is going right in my life" or "my life sucks".

2) Name/Song Title. "FML" is the name of a song by popular electronic music artist deadmau5. FML is track one off the album entitled "For Lack of a Better Name" released in 2009.
When I saw deadmau5 perform FML live my ears ejaculated!
by Rellik Uzi August 8, 2010
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A slang term for illegal hallucinogenic mushrooms (aka "shrooms" or "magic mushrooms"). Often used as a code word for telephone conversations or conversations in public settings where talk of illegal activities could get one in trouble.

In such conversations Sherman is often referred to as a person, such as saying "is Sherman around?" to ask a dealer if he/she currently has any shrooms available for purchase.
I was chillin with Sherman the other night. I saw some crazy colors and it was like the walls were breathing!!
by Rellik Uzi August 13, 2010
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Acronym for "Kill Me Now". Used commonly in IMs, text messages, and on social networking sites. Indicates life is not going well and the person feels they would be better off dead.
I'm addicted to heroin, lost my job, my mom just died, I'm too much of a pussy to commit suicide, someone just please KMN!
by Rellik Uzi August 13, 2010
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A popular group on Facebook dedicated to deadmau5 fans. Includes regular updates as to deadmau5's activities, amusing posts from fans, links to videos of deadmau5 interviews and performances, and discussions on various deadmau5 controversies. By far the best deadmau5 fan group on Facebook, in my opinion.
I'm a proud member of mau5tards. It gives me all the information I could possibly want concerning my hero deadmau5!
by Rellik Uzi August 15, 2010
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Similar to a facepalm. A facekeyboard occurs when one is on the computer and something either so stupid or frustrating occurs that the user is inclined to bang their head on the keyboard.
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
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Currently (as of 2010) the most popular song by deadmau5 (and incredibly popular electronic music producer).
I love 'Ghosts N Stuff'!!! WOW what a track!
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
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