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Definitions by Refreshment Boxx

Negrolics 

n. - The physical science and technology of the static and dynamic behavior of negroid people.
Black people can sprint so fast because of their negrolics, which consist of fast-twitch muscle fibres.
Negrolics by Refreshment Boxx April 3, 2010

Green Lake 

Green Lake is a lake situated in Rotorua, New Zealand, resting between Blue Lake, and Lake Tawarewa. The Maori name for the lake is Lake Rotokakahi.

Another alternative name for Green Lake is the 'Lagua del Theviere', or translated literally into the 'Lake of Thieves'. This name was given by the Spanish explorer, Pedro Martinez III in 1812, who named it after the Maori people, who are essentially thieves, burglars, and robbers.

Currently, taxpayers are not allowed easy access to Green Lake because of the Maoris. However this is not a major problem as access would cause victimisation to the taxpayer, by way of theft, robbery, rape, graffiti and whinging about Tangater Fenua.
"Hey, I went down to the Lagua del Theviere the other day"

"The Green Lake?"

"Yes, hence why I have no shoes, empty pockets and a black eye"
Green Lake by Refreshment Boxx April 3, 2010
Pronoun. - Derogatory slur used for black people.

Not prevalent worldwide but was commonly used in 1970's New Zealand.
Mitter by Refreshment Boxx April 3, 2010
A cable is a long piece of faeces which is partially ejected from the anus.

Generally, the rule is that a cable must be of such length that is is touching the water whilst still coming out of the anus. (This is prevalent in toilets which only fill the lower faecal cavity with water, not half fill like in the Unites States).

After defecation, the toilet may require several flushes to allow for the process of hydraulic action to break down your massive monolith and remove it from the bowl.
"Move out my way, I'm killing for a cable."

"Damn, I had to flush the toilet five times to try and get that cable down."
Cable by Refreshment Boxx April 3, 2010

Monolith 

n. (or monolyth) - A large piece of faeces. Slang word comes from the word monolith when describing a large structure (like stone-henge).

Generally a monolith is so large that there is significant difficulty in flushing it down the toilet.

A cabre often can be described as a monolith.
"Crikey, check out the monolith in cubicle 3"

"My monolith was riddled with corn"
Monolith by Refreshment Boxx April 3, 2010
n. Toilet tissue/paper. 'Anal Paper' or 'Ass paper', it is unclear now where this acronym originally derived from. However it is an alternative to 'T.P.' which was an acronym for toilet paper.
"Don't forget to pick up some A.P. from the shop"
A.P. by Refreshment Boxx April 3, 2010
n. Process of defecation whereby the subject will hang from the adjacent walls of a cubicle and eject faeces into the toilet.

A childish prank often performed for a mere laugh.

Named after a military aircraft named a B52 which dropped aerial bombs from up high.

Alternatives: B.52, B52
"I couldn't help but do a B52 at Walmart. I hate that place"
B52 by Refreshment Boxx April 3, 2010