3 definitions by Reddirt
by Reddirt June 27, 2017
An individual that buys all of his "cowboy" gear at the local cowboy wannabe supply store and listens to atrocious music about pick up trucks and tractors, yet all the while is the sorriest excuse for a hand you will ever meet. He has never even seen a cow but calls himself a cowboy because he has cheesey boots, a Kenny Chesney straw hat, and a giant store bought buckle he proudly sports to hold up his camo pants. The ultimate poser and a disgrace that pisses on the culture and tradition of the cattle punching profession.
He says he's a cowboy but he actually doesn't know a damn thing about horses or cattle or how to drive that tractor his damn radio is always singing about?!? What a gunsel fuck.
by Reddirt June 1, 2014
(n) an inferior person with a condescending aloof attitude suffering from delusions of grandeur.
{alt} A person who is morally opposed to charitable causes unless they are the recipient
{alt} A person who is morally opposed to charitable causes unless they are the recipient
by Reddirt February 7, 2018