An individual that buys all of his "cowboy" gear at the local cowboy wannabe supply store and listens to atrocious music about pick up trucks and tractors, yet all the while is the sorriest excuse for a hand you will ever meet. He has never even seen a cow but calls himself a cowboy because he has cheesey boots, a Kenny Chesney straw hat, and a giant store bought buckle he proudly sports to hold up his camo pants. The ultimate poser and a disgrace that pisses on the culture and tradition of the cattle punching profession.
He says he's a cowboy but he actually doesn't know a damn thing about horses or cattle or how to drive that tractor his damn radio is always singing about?!? What a gunsel fuck.
by Reddirt June 1, 2014
• noun { guhn-suhl fuhk }
— A guy who's always fuckin shit up,
especially for everyone around him
usually between 18-40, who has a very low IQ, as well as functional fitness, and ability to mediate their own emotions. Though they come in all sizes, larger Gunsel Fucks seem to best display the breed's characteristics.
likely derived from the German word, for gosling, "gansel," which is the diminutive form of, "gans," which means, goose
— A guy who's always fuckin shit up,
especially for everyone around him
usually between 18-40, who has a very low IQ, as well as functional fitness, and ability to mediate their own emotions. Though they come in all sizes, larger Gunsel Fucks seem to best display the breed's characteristics.
likely derived from the German word, for gosling, "gansel," which is the diminutive form of, "gans," which means, goose
by Churchoice MoRighteous May 11, 2020