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A common misspelling of "the," often used on purpose for a joke. It is frequently applied to "teh goatse man." Also, "this is teh suck" is often used instead of the dated (1990s) "this sucks."
by RedBlade7 January 2, 2008
Get the tehmug. Usually a synonym for "piece of ass" or another similar sexual phrase. The world may never know what "poon tang" means.
by RedBlade7 January 2, 2008
Get the poon tangmug. "Secret Missing Episode" are a series of YouTube videos. The videos usually begin with some variation of "This is the Secret Missing Episode of (name of show). It was never aired because (some disgusting reason). Warning: You must be at least (ridiculous age, often accompanied with the requirement to do or have done a vulgar act) to watch." The video then, using text-to-speech software such as Speakonia, features the characters from the show, usually discussing their homosexuality. These videos usually follow the same formula as Barney Bunch videos do.
"This is the Secret Missing Episode of Futurama. It was never aired because it made everyone cum. Warning, you must be at least 208,346,450,342 years old and have had sex with Drew Pickles seven times to watch.
Hi, my name is Bender, and I am really really really really really really gay..."
Hi, my name is Bender, and I am really really really really really really gay..."
by RedBlade7 April 2, 2008
Get the Secret Missing Episodemug. Describes how films like Star Wars forever ruined special effects. This is because the films were so "perfect" in their special effects.
(Grandpa, referring to the Star Wars Effect) When I was your age, the best special effects we had were in King Kong. Now, with all your newfangled "Star Wars" movies, it's just looks too real.
by RedBlade7 March 26, 2008
Get the Star Wars Effectmug. Someone who believes that greed, war, torture, Big Business, and depriving people of freedom are examples of following Jesus' commandment to "love your neighbor as yourself." Sometimes they place greater value on the Constitution of the United States than the Bible, and use it as an excuse for patriotism (a form of idolatry) and cutting government programs which help the poor. They claim they believe in a literal interpretation of the Bible, yet they believe in "the Rapture," which is not a very literal interpretation. Often, they think they can "rush" the Second Coming of Christ by promoting war in the Middle East.
I saw this televangelist on TV, who said that bombing the Middle East was God's will, and that sending him money will save me from my sins.
by RedBlade7 March 30, 2008
Get the televangelistmug. Legend has it that in the World of Warcraft, there exists an Orcish Dominatrix. Better not cross her path! They say that those who went searching for her have never returned.
On your knees!...(whack)...PWNED!!!
by RedBlade7 March 26, 2008
Get the pwnedmug. 
Get the wintrollmug.