RedBlade7's definitions

Jurassic Fart

A fart of dinosauric size (and/or length).

Gross! Jurassic Fart Alert! Cover your noses and seek the nearest fall-out shelter!

by RedBlade7 March 26, 2008

Secret Missing Episode

"Secret Missing Episode" are a series of YouTube videos. The videos usually begin with some variation of "This is the Secret Missing Episode of (name of show). It was never aired because (some disgusting reason). Warning: You must be at least (ridiculous age, often accompanied with the requirement to do or have done a vulgar act) to watch." The video then, using text-to-speech software such as Speakonia, features the characters from the show, usually discussing their homosexuality. These videos usually follow the same formula as Barney Bunch videos do.

"This is the Secret Missing Episode of Futurama. It was never aired because it made everyone cum. Warning, you must be at least 208,346,450,342 years old and have had sex with Drew Pickles seven times to watch.

Hi, my name is Bender, and I am really really really really really really gay..."

by RedBlade7 April 2, 2008

wintroll

One who "spams" Linux newsgroups and message boards with pro-Windows messages.

"Don't feed the M$-funded Wintroll."

by RedBlade7 January 2, 2008

box lunch

A lunch box consisting of one or more of the following: fish (such as tuna and clams), tacos, muffins, and the occasional milk.

It's lunch time! Let's go to the cafeteria and have some Box Lunch!

by RedBlade7 March 26, 2008

Barney Bunch

A group of people who make funny YouTube videos. The videos consists of childhood characters, mostly Drew Pickles from the Rugrats but also Barney the Dinosaur, Ronald McDonald (who they also call "The Penis Clown"), and a creepy looking picture of a masturbating cartoon clown called Dick the Clown. Occasionally other pick-on targets are thrown in, such as Bob Saget, Zac Efron, Tila Tequila, and Chris Crocker. In the videos, which make use of Speakonia or other text-to-speech software, the characters discuss their homosexual actions, often accompanied with suggestive noises with interspersed comments. Often the pictures are vandalized for dramatic effect. The self-proclaimed "leader" of the bunch is someone by the name of "L". See also: Secret Missing Episode and YouTube Poop.

Check out my new Barney Bunch video, "Drew Pickles Gets Gay with Ronald McDonald!"

by RedBlade7 April 2, 2008

urban dictionary

An online slang dictionary where every word means (or has something to do with) a pussy.

1: What is the Scientific Method?
2: Let's look it up on Urban Dictionary!
1: According to Urban Dictionary, the "Scientific Method" is the method in which a man eats pussy in a scientific way.

by RedBlade7 March 27, 2008

fast food

A type of fatty food which, due to the time it takes to make it, only exists for personal convenience. The only people who like fast food are children.

(Scenario 1)
1: I am in a rush, will have to pick up some fast food on the way there for lunch.
2: Okay.

(Scenario 2)
3: I want some fast food!
4: Why?
3: Because it tastes good!
4: Ugh? How old are you?

by RedBlade7 April 7, 2008