RedBlade7's definitions

gold bug

Someone who either:

1. Wants to return the dollar to a gold standard,
2. Wants to use gold as money in addition to the dollar, or
3. Collects or invests in gold, silver, and/or other precious metals.

Gold bugs are sometimes associated with paranoia, conspiracy theories, 9/11 "truthers," survivalism, tax protesters, racism, anti-semitism, and the far right.

As a gold bug, I can tell you that gold is REAL money, and worthless fiat paper money is a fraud.

by RedBlade7 March 30, 2008

Star Wars Effect

Describes how films like Star Wars forever ruined special effects. This is because the films were so "perfect" in their special effects.

(Grandpa, referring to the Star Wars Effect) When I was your age, the best special effects we had were in King Kong. Now, with all your newfangled "Star Wars" movies, it's just looks too real.

by RedBlade7 March 26, 2008

pwned

Legend has it that in the World of Warcraft, there exists an Orcish Dominatrix. Better not cross her path! They say that those who went searching for her have never returned.

On your knees!...(whack)...PWNED!!!

by RedBlade7 March 26, 2008

televangelist

Someone who believes that greed, war, torture, Big Business, and depriving people of freedom are examples of following Jesus' commandment to "love your neighbor as yourself." Sometimes they place greater value on the Constitution of the United States than the Bible, and use it as an excuse for patriotism (a form of idolatry) and cutting government programs which help the poor. They claim they believe in a literal interpretation of the Bible, yet they believe in "the Rapture," which is not a very literal interpretation. Often, they think they can "rush" the Second Coming of Christ by promoting war in the Middle East.

I saw this televangelist on TV, who said that bombing the Middle East was God's will, and that sending him money will save me from my sins.

by RedBlade7 March 30, 2008

box lunch

A lunch box consisting of one or more of the following: fish (such as tuna and clams), tacos, muffins, and the occasional milk.

It's lunch time! Let's go to the cafeteria and have some Box Lunch!

by RedBlade7 March 26, 2008

Barney Bunch

A group of people who make funny YouTube videos. The videos consists of childhood characters, mostly Drew Pickles from the Rugrats but also Barney the Dinosaur, Ronald McDonald (who they also call "The Penis Clown"), and a creepy looking picture of a masturbating cartoon clown called Dick the Clown. Occasionally other pick-on targets are thrown in, such as Bob Saget, Zac Efron, Tila Tequila, and Chris Crocker. In the videos, which make use of Speakonia or other text-to-speech software, the characters discuss their homosexual actions, often accompanied with suggestive noises with interspersed comments. Often the pictures are vandalized for dramatic effect. The self-proclaimed "leader" of the bunch is someone by the name of "L". See also: Secret Missing Episode and YouTube Poop.

Check out my new Barney Bunch video, "Drew Pickles Gets Gay with Ronald McDonald!"

by RedBlade7 April 2, 2008

fast food

A type of fatty food which, due to the time it takes to make it, only exists for personal convenience. The only people who like fast food are children.

(Scenario 1)
1: I am in a rush, will have to pick up some fast food on the way there for lunch.
2: Okay.

(Scenario 2)
3: I want some fast food!
4: Why?
3: Because it tastes good!
4: Ugh? How old are you?

by RedBlade7 April 7, 2008