3 definitions by Red John's Friend
Date night is an organized, romantic, stress-relieving activity practiced in Sweden's progressive penal facilities. They're organized by prison officials as a tool to cut down on prison rape by encouraging inmates to have loving, meaningful homosexual relationships. The officials encourage it by providing date night for inmates. These dates are chaperoned by prison guards to ensure their sex acts are indeed consensual.
Dude: Cruncher is on a date night with our prison's most beautiful inmate. Fucking jealous is what I am...
by Red John's Friend January 25, 2022
Parents Against Sports Society. They are a Canadian group of concerned parents that believe sports breed criminal behavior and are warlike and inhumane. They also allege them of having a language of crime with words and phrases such as "steal the ball", "steal the base" and "touchdown" (Touchdown is a slang pedophiles use for the act of touching a boy "down there").
Man 1: My group i'm representing PASS: Parents Against Sports Society, are a group of concerned parents that believe sports breed criminal behavior and are warlike and inhumane. We also feel that sports have a language of crime with words and phrases such as "steal the ball", "steal the base" and "touchdown".
Man 2: PASS? Well, i'm with SSAP- Sports Society Against Parents that make dumb comments like that!
Man 1: You're just making that up! We're real. We have meetings.
Man 2: PASS? Well, i'm with SSAP- Sports Society Against Parents that make dumb comments like that!
Man 1: You're just making that up! We're real. We have meetings.
by Red John's Friend October 9, 2019
An obsessive-compulsive disorder similar to gymnophobia, which makes it very difficult for the sufferer to be naked. Many cope by always wearing short-cutoff jeans under their underwear, even in the shower. It sounds made up, but they are in fact real and hold yearly conventions and have meetings.
From the time never-nudism was identified in the early 1980s to 2018, there is an estimated 52 of them worldwide.
From the time never-nudism was identified in the early 1980s to 2018, there is an estimated 52 of them worldwide.
Guy 1: Dude, did you know Cruncher's girl has never seen him naked? They've been dating for two years, what's up with that?
Guy 2: Oh shit, you didn't know? Yeah, Cruncher's a never-nude.
Guy 2: Oh shit, you didn't know? Yeah, Cruncher's a never-nude.
by Red John's Friend October 9, 2019