3 definitions by Rauchy Rauch

PTFO

PTFO is the acronym for Passed The Fuck Out.
The ultimate level of passing out,

Random guy : After his 15th shot, Timmy looked at little drunk. Later we found him with his pants around his ankles while clutching a box of count Chocula and he was PTFO, bigtime.

by Rauchy Rauch March 29, 2008

Highly un-Mike-ly

Something Mike would never do. Anyone named mike can use this as an excuses not to do something.

Random person : Hey Mike, want to come over and play some DDR ?

Mike : No, thats Highly Un-Mike-ly, and that just sounds flat out lame.

by Rauchy Rauch March 29, 2008

Spinning Cock-slap

Verb. A mid- air maneuver. To strike a person or an object with your erect penis whilst spinning in mid-air. Note: you must rotate a full 360% for it to be a full Spinning Cock-slap, otherwise it doesn't count. Think a Roundhouse kick, only with your penis. If you get hit with a
Spinning Cock-slap", you lose 20 "cool" points.
Not to be confused with the "Jumping Cock-Smash"
.

Mike used the "Spinning cock-slap" to knock the drink out of Tina's hand and spilled it all over her new blouse.

After Mike had sex with you Mother, he performed the "Spinning Cock-slap", and forcefully thumped her nose with his penis, she was most displeased.

by Rauchy Rauch March 31, 2008