Lil Pump

A rapper who has an IQ of a rock.

Teacher: Sonic, what is 5 times 4?

Sonic: 20.

Teacher: Arthur, what is 24 times 7?

Arthur: 168!

Teacher: Caillou, what is 1437 divided by 3?

Caillou: 479?

Teacher: Lil Pump, what is 1 plus 2?

Lil Pump: 70 nibba!

Teacher: Lil Pump, that's not the correct answer. Go back to kindergarten.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 February 28, 2022

Ed Sheeran

A generic singer who makes bland, overplayed songs designed for the lowest denominator music listeners. Aka, normies. Also, somehow thinks he's a master guitarist.

Alex: What's your favorite song?

Sophia: Bad Habits - Ed Sheeran.

Alex: Ew that song sucks, listen to good music like Justin Timberlake and Bruno Mars. Normie!

by Raspberry Necessary 35 April 03, 2022

Yahhh

One of Soulja Boy's only vocabulary words.

Yahhh - Soulja Boy (2007):

Verse 2: Soulja Boy
All in my face
I'm starting to get mad
Walkin' up
"Soulja boy can I have your autograph"
Snitch yahhh trick
Leave me alone
Let me get some peace
I'm sittin' at the house
Shawty and I can't sleep
Leave me alone folks
Before I have to knock your lights out
"Hey Soulja Boy
When that new Stack On Deck CD come out?"
Snitch yahhh trick snitch yahhh trick
Yahhh Ya yahhh ya yahhh yahhh

Anyone who speaks English: What the hell is this goddamn idiot saying???

by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 19, 2022

Bella Thorne

Wack female rapper who was originally a Disney Channel actress. Made a song on TikTok and it brought female rap legends like Missy Elliott and Nicki Minaj to shame. Stick to acting.

Bella Thorne: Bitch I'm Bella Thorne

Normal person: Is that a big deal?

by Raspberry Necessary 35 April 19, 2022

Lil Yachty

Some braindead mumble rapper who needs to go to music class.

On a quiz, students wrote answers.

Teacher: How do you play the cello kids?

Mario: With your hands!

Sonic: With your arms!

Lil Yachty: With my willy.

Teacher: Sorry Lil Yachty, but you're incorrect! You got a 15% on the quiz.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 07, 2022

World War lll

Will most likely be caused by fans of Sonic Frontiers and haters of the game when it comes out.

What I imagine:

Mariofan277SonicBoomsucks: This new Sonic game sucks ass, it's just a beta version of Forces. Sonic 3&K, Adventure 2, and even 06 were so much better!

BoomTTGfan!!!: The game is good, you're just blinded by your own nostalgia.

Mariofan277SonicBoomsucks: Nope, I'm just telling the truth, Sonic Boom and Teen Titans Go kiddo. You're blinded by crap. Plus you listen to Cardi B so your opinion is automatically invalid.

*A comment war happens, therefore causing World War lll*
*Possibly worse than Aramaru1837*

by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 21, 2022

21 Savage

A rapper with no vocal chords.

21 Savage: I gut in, tw, thee, fo, 'ive, 'ix,

John: What are you saying?

Max: I bet he failed music class as a kid. He has no goddamn vocal chords.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 01, 2022