Raspberry (lust) muffin's definitions

coasting

When you don't gas the engine of your car while driving. Also one of the best ways to stretch your gas usage.

Coasting is my favorite illegal activity that I do regularly.

by raspberry (lust) muffin August 27, 2005

fruit salad

A song sung by The Wiggles which is sadly too easy to make fun of, due to the fact that we all can tell that all of them, even the pirate (or the butt pirate), are all gay. The fact that they sing this song basically sounds like they're singing about having a gay orgy, a.k.a. "the fruit salad."

"First step, peel your bananas (Translation: unzip the pants)...the first step, eat up your banana. (Translation: suck the dick)"

by raspberry (lust) muffin July 8, 2005

masturbate

One of the sexiest things that a man can possibly do.

Hot damn...there isn't much else I can say.

by raspberry (lust) muffin July 28, 2005

homophobia

When someone hates and/or is afraid of gay people. A term that is true and has real meaning, but is also often used incorrectly so the accuser can use it to their advantage, bitch and whine when someone dislikes them, or because they're really ignorant and stupid.

I know of a gay guy I don't like because he's arrogant, inconsiderate, and selfish. If he knew what I think of him, he'd accuse me of having homophobia.

by raspberry (lust) muffin September 5, 2005

brown eyes

The eye color that the culture seems to have something against. Everyone who has brown eyes wants to wear contacts to have blue eyes, as if they believe that brown eyes are the color of ugliness.

Since when were brown eyes ugly? What the fuck is wrong with these people?!

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 3, 2005

marilyn manson

A scrawny goth singer that dresses up freaky and then bitches about being ugly. His music is absolutely mindless and it seems that all he likes to do is complain about shit all day and cry about how "beautiful people are cruel" when there are a lot of good hearted attractive people and some ugly as hell cruel people. Marilyn Manson likes to promote inner weakness and teach the "dress goth and become an actual freak, unlike what you were before" attitude instead of teaching his fans to have the "fuck you, I'm still a good person" attitude. Like him, many (but not all, thankfully) of his followers like to whine about being "ugly and misunderstood" when EVERYONE is treated like shit at one time or another, even the most "popular," especially since high school only lasts four years then the "popular" era is over. Without make-up, Brian isn't all that bad looking to be quite honest...he's actually kind of cute.

Marilyn Manson is as scrawny as they come.

by raspberry (lust) muffin July 15, 2005

lifetime

Lesbians and Ill-tempered Feminists Exeptive Towards Innocent Men in Existence.

Hardcore feminists need to go lesbian since they are so pathetically antimale (which shows they are hypocrites because they bash men then date them...bitches).

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 30, 2005