Raspberry (lust) muffin's definitions

marriage

What straight couples have legally and commonly don't want, and what gay couples don't have legally and commonly want.

Irony in the first degree.

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 31, 2005

green eyes

A georgeous and underappreciated eye color. Most blue eyes aren't even all that pretty, but more bland, and brown eyes are beautiful when they are dark yet too common which takes away the appeal of them.

Green eyes are prettier than most blue eyes.

by raspberry (lust) muffin June 15, 2005

gay insults

As old as "pull my finger," except with even less meaning.

Person one: Dude you're such a loser. What a fag!
Person two: Dude, you used "fag" as an insult. What a loser!

by raspberry (lust) muffin July 7, 2005

bisexual

The sexual mutt. The sexuality that is mixed between both heterosexual and homosexual. The sexuality that is also presently very popular with females.

That bisexual guy over there, as most are, is really sexy!

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 2, 2005

Will & Grace

A show about four people who like the same gender.

The characters from Will & Grace all love dem boys.

by raspberry (lust) muffin September 27, 2005

gay

The most confused word in the English language. It's meaning constantly changes.

"That man is gay."
Past - That man is in a good mood today.
Present - That man is a definite homosexual.
Future - That man is a total idiotic loser.

by raspberry (lust) muffin June 1, 2005

suck and fuck

To go from oral sex to vaginal and/or anal sex.

John and Mary suck and fuck three times a day on a regular basis.

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 27, 2005