2 definitions by Randomgaykid
A complete asshole that makes your childhood a living hell and causes a lot of kids to rebel against authority, they always make up bullshit chores and rules that make no fucking sense what so ever most act like their dicks hang to the floor and think that their step children should love and respect them not realizing that the kids hate him because he’s blinded by his massive ego and ignorance he thinks he can cure the world of everything bad but in reality he never went to collage and bullies everyone in the house until a stranger is around because he has to look good in front of everyone possible except his step family because his dick is too big to care a lot of step fathers end up pushing kids into a helpless stage without realizing it and as soon as the kids have to much they snap and then the step dad wonders why the kid would do something that because he could never be to blame for anything bad because he’s the fuckibg rebirth of Christ himself and his step kids are so lucky to have him in their lives to say everything in the house is theirs even though it was your mother and biological father that bought and paid for the house and most the things inside of it because it’s still all his because he’s an egotistical asshole
Friend : Hey bro how you doing
Me : Good just dealing with the same old bullshit
Friend : oh that sucks, wanna hang out
Me : Sorry I can’t my stepdad needs to lecture me for asking for toothpaste
Friend : What about this weekend
Me : No I got a low B on a test so I’m gonna be grounded
Me : Good just dealing with the same old bullshit
Friend : oh that sucks, wanna hang out
Me : Sorry I can’t my stepdad needs to lecture me for asking for toothpaste
Friend : What about this weekend
Me : No I got a low B on a test so I’m gonna be grounded
by Randomgaykid January 24, 2019
by Randomgaykid October 2, 2017