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1.
any kind of low rank employee who's sole task in life is to serve the general public with baked potatoes of various fillings. The ability to communicate effectively is rare in such life forms, and it is often left to gestures and guesswork to establish your order
"I'm starving, Shall we go and see the spud bitch at lunch time?"
by RandomBloke May 14, 2007