Random's definitions

paranoid

A 21'st Century Americans State of Mind!

Hmmm those people are protesting against George Dubya, quick blow them up they might be making weapons of mass distructing from a polystyrene cup some aluminium foil and a AA battery!!!

You must excuse my friend he's just a little paranoid.

by Random November 26, 2003

Shazback

A person who is gender-confused is a he/she/IT who visits multiple chat websites EVEN GIRLS CHAT SITES..EVEN THOUGH IT THINKS ITS A BOY and has no life or girlfriend. steals other peoples boyfriends..like ghosties and voldermorts. it's favourite subject is the Gaya Theory.

I think I am the owner of truth. My name must be Shazback.

by random January 19, 2005

gobble

The guttural, chortling sound of a male turkey.

Nice meeting you Ms. Davis. I'll be sure to give you a call if i need someone to gobble on my cob.

by random March 4, 2004

mini mosher

annoying little wannabie bastards who buy the clothes and want to be alternative, genrally try to be as violent as townies whilst pretending there goths. listen to shit like slipknot and "pop-punk" (contradiction in terms i know) like blink 18suckarse.
If you ever see one even remotely near a real mosh, get in there and beat the fuck out of those annoying twats

/mini-mosher before- "ahh yeah mate, lets go start a mosh to blink 182"
/crying mini-mosher- "ahh man, i couldnt get out of the mosh and somone trod on my toe"

by random February 28, 2004

The Dell

Where Randolph Macon Woman's College students run naked when drunk.

Hey guys...it's December...but i'm completely wasted. Let's go streak in the dell!

by random October 14, 2004

bro

a usually white young male, found commonly in places like san bernardino county in california, as well as orange county. always, without exception, drive big lifted trucks, often white. has the name of their crew or whatever in big white letters on their back window (ie, "skin", "metal mulisha". wear: trucker hats off center, plug earrings, sunglasses, wife beater shirt or no shirt, sagging dickies shorts, high black socks, skater shoes or those black corduroy slipper things, have a lot of tatoos of things like stars.

my neighbor is a bro. hes got the lifted loud truck, wears the stuff, and even has a confederate flag hanging from his rearview mirror.

by Random May 16, 2005

BENQ

A mysterious thing, shrouded in mystery. If only we knew what it truly was.

I want more BENQ!

by Random May 21, 2004