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Jomo

The word jomo means a little female creature who resembles a small animal much like a tortoise. It is also inspired by China and usually said in the same sentence as the word Soy Sauce.

A Jomos habits usually include having a strange love of Hello Kitty and eating good food. She usually stays close to her peers especially those who enjoy the presence of arms. A jomo is your friend.

Aw, what a cute little Jomo.

by Random March 16, 2005

william shakespeare

Wrote plays such as Romeo and Juliet, Julius Ceasar, A midsummer's night dream, Macbeth, Hamlet, Merchant of Venice, and the Temptest.

"To be or not to be, --that is the question:--
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?"

-- From Hamlet (III, i, 56-61)

by random May 13, 2005

oliver closoph

Got Owned by crast.

oliver closoph - "hello everyone this is my 1st post.. lol gotta start sumwhere

i have some pix ill put them up later 2day.

how ru all doing????? "

Crast - Banned

by Random April 4, 2005

wowz0rz

l33t-sp33k for "wow"

omfg liek wowz0rz thats So k00l!!!!11!!1!1!!!!!1

by random January 13, 2005

Weirdom

Weirdom is when two random and weird people start talking about random and weird things, often mentioning the words "random" and "weird" alot.

Tessy: OMG LYK GUESS WHAT?
Rosa : WHAT?
Tessy: LYK, OMG. I MADE FRIENDS WITH A GHOST TODAY..LYK SO WEIRD.
Rosa: NO REALLY? RANDUM.
Tessy: YEAH, AND HES GOT PINK ARMS.
Rosa: ..
Tessy: YEAAAAAAH, AND HES ALSO DOESNT KNOW HOW TO SHAVE.
Rosa:..
Tessy: HES OLD TOO
Rosa:..
Tessy: HIS GREY ARMPIT HAIR IS GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND HES GOING TO COME AND GET YOU IN ENGLAND WITH HIS PINK ARMS AND WRINKLES.
Rosa: WRINKLES?
Tessy: LYK OMG, GET HIM SOME LOREAL CREAM, GET RID OF HIS WRINKLES..THEN HE CAN MARRY SHAZBACK, CUZ HES SOOO WORTHIT! LYK YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RANDUM???/////////!!!!!!!11111111

Rosa: WEIRDOM.

by random January 13, 2005

Shazback

A person who is gender-confused is a he/she/IT who visits multiple chat websites EVEN GIRLS CHAT SITES..EVEN THOUGH IT THINKS ITS A BOY and has no life or girlfriend. steals other peoples boyfriends..like ghosties and voldermorts. it's favourite subject is the Gaya Theory.

I think I am the owner of truth. My name must be Shazback.

by random January 19, 2005

SBS

Short for STRUCK BY SILENCE. A sicky new band out of San Diego, Ca. You can visit their website at admitonemusic.com

Hey, did you go to that sicky SBS show last night at SOMA?

by random January 23, 2005