8 definitions by Randal Leadbelcher
Eons ago, in a time before man, before dinosaurs, before god there was Dolph Lundgren. Since the dawn of time Dolph has walked umong humans and protected us from great evils. when giant 16 limbed aliens invaded earth in 542 B.C. it was Dolph who turned their own weapons against them and drove them away. To this day he remains the only man to have ever punched out a dinosaur. while Dolph is clearly not affected by age, it is rumoured that he is also impervious all known toxins and weapons, close combat, projectile and energy based alike. not even the vile, destructive nature of women can destroy Dolph. contrary to popular belief, Dolph Lundgren is not super-human as he is actually not human. Dolph is the personification of pure masculinity. if Dolph Lundgren were a sound, he'd sound like Metal. in his spare time, while not protecting the earth Dolph likes to make awesome movies. i highly recommend Big Trouble in Little China Town and Universal Soldier.
Bow before the feet of mighty Dolph Lundgren, though he wouldn't ask you to cause he's really a pretty nice guy. smart too, I.Q. of approx. 170 and multi-lingual. nonetheless, BOW!
by Randal Leadbelcher September 6, 2007
verb. to commit a difficult or seemingly impossible act with the utmost efficiency, achieving all goals with no personal loss, maintaining a cool, calm demeanor and topping it all off with class, a cheeky catchphrase and, if at all possible, the occasional explosion and some hot sex.
"are you sure you can pull this off? many have tried and failed."
"not only will i pull it off, i'm gonna James Bond it."
"not only will i pull it off, i'm gonna James Bond it."
by Randal Leadbelcher October 3, 2007
a song by 70's rock 'n' roll band Budgie, which was later covered by Metallica. Both will rock your socks.
a) Yo man, i went to the Budgie reunion concert last night. They played Breadfan, it was sweet!
b) breadfan open up your mind, open your bones, open your purse, never never gonna lose it.
b) breadfan open up your mind, open your bones, open your purse, never never gonna lose it.
by Randal Leadbelcher October 10, 2006
a term which describes the state of being so drunk that you look around and exclaim, "how the fuck did i get here?!" or "where the fuck am i?!"
whiskey- because the condition is caused by drunkenness.
nightcrawler- because the only logical explanation is that you have teleported to your new location, much like the famous x-man.
whiskey- because the condition is caused by drunkenness.
nightcrawler- because the only logical explanation is that you have teleported to your new location, much like the famous x-man.
craig: where the hell did you go last night?
mick: all over the place, i was the whiskey nightcrawler.
mick: all over the place, i was the whiskey nightcrawler.
by Randal Leadbelcher October 31, 2007
An individual who has a very attractive body but a face that would make medusa turn to stone. So called because the only way of dealing with a zombie is to remove the head.
by Randal Leadbelcher September 20, 2007
Possibly the worst film ever made.
A direct rip-off of "Executive Decision", which starred Kurt Russel and Steven Segal, Executive Command features exactly the same plot and context, the only difference being the cast of even worse actors and the even more vague international terrorist character, Carlos Grueber.
A direct rip-off of "Executive Decision", which starred Kurt Russel and Steven Segal, Executive Command features exactly the same plot and context, the only difference being the cast of even worse actors and the even more vague international terrorist character, Carlos Grueber.
dave, i just saw executive command. i didn't think anyone could play the same character as Kurt Russel and actually prove themself a worse actor but this guy pulled it off.
by Randal Leadbelcher October 22, 2006
1) what time should i rock up?
2) i rocked up and everyone was already going crazy
3) so who rocked up to your party?
2) i rocked up and everyone was already going crazy
3) so who rocked up to your party?
by Randal Leadbelcher October 5, 2007