292 definitions by Ranchgirls

sally very

A gentlemans term for oral sex that is excessively sloppy.

Yeah so that new intern chick gave me a sally very in the parking lot of her childs preschool this morning.

by Ranchgirls July 26, 2023

Jon Benet Pâté

The act of destroying all evidence of the crime by grinding up the body into a Pâté and serving it to the press reporters camped outside of your house and if there are any leftovers serving them at the person's funeral reception.

Did you use baby pork or veal in that Jon Benet Pâté that is so delicious?

by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020

throbbin rhombus

The asymmetrical sexual tension that builds between 3 people who are interested in engaging in a threesome.

Yes ike and tina and me are leaving the after party for a little bit of the old throbbin rhombus.

by Ranchgirls July 10, 2023

pastrami mommy

A female with a shredded up, banged out, high mileage vagina.

She had alot going on down there bro, total pastrami mommy to say the least.

by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020

Lucky Lurker

A slut or prostitute that frequents Indian casinos for her prospects or John's.

So I gave that lucky lurker my room key and when I went back upstairs she was duct taping her pussy open on webcam.

by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

Scamp Champ

An attractive female who pity fucks men less desirable than herself in order to boost her extremely fragile self worth.

I'll tell ya kid, talk about a scamp champ. your Mother is a real semen demon, mnnhmm, glazed and steamin. Is her name really Theresa?

by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

Uncle tommy

A gay uncle.

Whoa dude what were you doing playing after school with my uncle Tommy?

by Ranchgirls January 2, 2021