6 definitions by RamoonAdoo

Omegle

A site where lonely guys like to masturbate on camera

Jim went on Omegle to talk to strangers but instead was traumatized by all the old men dicks

by RamoonAdoo August 7, 2016

Morning Wood

When a person wakes up with a boner. Common in guys that sleep directly facing the bed.

Riley: Ew Dr. J I don't wanna see your man boner
Dr J: Its just Morning Wood Riley

by RamoonAdoo August 8, 2016

Piss Message

When you mad at someone and you piss on there property to send a message.

Jane has cheated on Jack with a jock.

Jack:Imma send a message to the ho Jane *Pisses on her front porch

*Jack later gets arrested but is glad he sent that piss message to Jane for being a slut.

by RamoonAdoo August 7, 2016

Experimental Straight

A straight guy who is curious to how it would feel if he jammed his finger up his ass.

Jack: *Jerking off to some missionary

Jack: *Starts to get re ally curious

Jack: *Jams finger up his ass
Jack: *Smells Finger
Jack: *proceeds to wash hands
Jack: "And that's the story of how I became an experimental straight and not bisexual.

by RamoonAdoo October 29, 2017

Emo

Someone who overreacts to everything and thinks the only answer is bleach. Often think that there life sucks when they are usually privileged kids in the suburbs. Are annoying as fuck and always have to put it in your face that they are emo. There is a difference between a depressed or sad person than an emo

Emo teen: My life sucks! I want to drink bleach!
Normal Teen: Im sorry is there anything I can do to help?
Emo: You don't understand my struggles! I wan't to drink bleach! Everyone hates me(Mostly not true)

by RamoonAdoo August 7, 2016

Tumblr

A site where straight guys are nonexistent.

Jack uses Tumblr. He must be gay....

by RamoonAdoo August 7, 2016