A hand-hula-hoop is a one handed gesture, in which you join the tip of your index finger to the tip of your thumb, thus creating a circle. (hoop)
Also used as an 'OK' signal for divers and swimmers alike, and considered an offensive hand gesture in certain areas, the hand hula hoop is a game to play with friends/idiots.
If you are able to coax a player - without moving you hand directly into their line of sight - to look directly at you 'hoop', they are a 'dick'. (See penis
If they mange to place their index finger inside your hoop without looking at it, they indeed are the victor, and the 'hooper' is a sad and lonley man who should reach for his coat ASAP. (See loser
Victors of this game are often called Weidner
, which is confusing as this is also a term for a cumbersome pilot. see pilot paddy
Hooper - 'Dude, seen that?'
<player directs friend visions to his hip, next to which he is holding a fine and dandy hand hula hoop>
Victim - 'You dirtbox, your such a chimp i looked right at it.'
A cumbersome pilot who has recently earnt his wings.
Usually of 'chavish' origin, the highly skilled, but equally idiotic pilot, a friendly chap, who never really gets the point.
Bulky in mass, Light in mental power.
'Is he new? His not bad but a bit dim no?'
'Aye, he's the new pilot paddy'
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You see the size of that Chode? that's a danger to shipping that is, get the north sea oil rigs on the phone and tell them HMS Hollistic Shit Stick is on its way over...