Definitions by Ralphus

F'ed in the A 

Fucked in the Ass.

In prison when i dropped my soap i got f'ed in the a by billy bob.

F'ed in the A by Ralphus May 11, 2004

Homeowner 

A homosexual person.

-Dude that guy over there is such a homeowner
-Nah man hes cool, he def just rents.

Homeowner by Ralphus May 2, 2004

Jainism 

A religion where people believe that everything is sacred and should be revered. Destruction of anything is outlawed. Jains, or people who believe in Jainism, wear loose white garments with sandals and a mouth flap. This traditional outfit is so that nothing, even insects will not be accidentally harmed. They also usually carry some sort of broom to clear passage ways of living things for them to step. They are very reclusive and good whole hearted people.

Peep dem ni66a jains in the hizouse foo.

Jainism by Ralphus May 2, 2004

carn't

A slang way to say can't.

I carn't help you.

carn't by Ralphus April 23, 2004

progger 

A progger is a stupid little bitch who has to cheat at video games to boost their own morale. Proggers can be identified by unmistakeable strength and invulnerability. A progger uses a computer "prog" short for program to enhance their gaming abilities. They are fucking homos who have no life. They live in their parents basement and are 30 years old. gay assholes.

-What the flying fuck!? This little bitch just 0wned me, i was at full fucking life!
-Fuck! he 0wned me too, that little bitch is a fucking progger!!

progger by Ralphus April 14, 2004

klein 

An old man with nothing better to do than sit home with his old woman and make science tests. He talks like a gameshow host and looks like a retarded horse jockey. Other names for Klein include, captain Klein , commander Klein, and the Kliziner.

Klein is such a douche bag.

klein by Ralphus April 13, 2004

cheaseyflease 

semen, man juice, jizz, etc.

I shot my cheaseyflease all up in that ho's face.

cheaseyflease by Ralphus April 12, 2004