1: Womens underwear. Very thin, pretty, smexy, underwear that men enjoy very much to look at, take off, and possible try on why his girlfriend is not home.
2: Sandles. The things you were on your feet, the ones with the annoying stub that goes in between your toes.
Veronica: I wore this thong the other day for Jeff, it was so pretty and lacy and pink....it drove him crazy.
Mom: Honey, why dont you go out and buy you some new thongs....it looks like you need some.
Mom: Ohh hee hee, I mean why dont you go out and buy you some new flip-flops....whoopsie.