Rackal's definitions
by Rackal August 13, 2008

Short for Valentine's Day. Usually sent to your sweetheart that you have had sexual intercourse with.
by Rackal August 14, 2008

2 completely different articals of clothing.
1: Womens underwear. Very thin, pretty, smexy, underwear that men enjoy very much to look at, take off, and possible try on why his girlfriend is not home.
2: Sandles. The things you were on your feet, the ones with the annoying stub that goes in between your toes.
1: Womens underwear. Very thin, pretty, smexy, underwear that men enjoy very much to look at, take off, and possible try on why his girlfriend is not home.
2: Sandles. The things you were on your feet, the ones with the annoying stub that goes in between your toes.
Veronica: I wore this thong the other day for Jeff, it was so pretty and lacy and pink....it drove him crazy.
Mom: Honey, why dont you go out and buy you some new thongs....it looks like you need some.
Daughter: .......
Mom: Ohh hee hee, I mean why dont you go out and buy you some new flip-flops....whoopsie.
Daughter: .......
Mom: Honey, why dont you go out and buy you some new thongs....it looks like you need some.
Daughter: .......
Mom: Ohh hee hee, I mean why dont you go out and buy you some new flip-flops....whoopsie.
Daughter: .......
by Rackal June 26, 2009

by Rackal August 10, 2008

by Rackal August 14, 2008

1: Some nasty shit that is supposedly "Ham" in a can.
Was eaten alot in WWII and is known as a delicacy in Hawaii.
Was eaten alot in WWII and is known as a delicacy in Hawaii.
Boy 1: Dude....what is that!?!
Boy 2: Spam....Ham in a can.
Boy 1: Ive never seen a square chunk of ham....ew.
Boy 2: Spam....Ham in a can.
Boy 1: Ive never seen a square chunk of ham....ew.
by Rackal June 26, 2009

"Im going to go fuck Bob. Wanna come?"
Translation: "Im going to go beat Bob with a stick. Wanna come?"
Translation: "Im going to go beat Bob with a stick. Wanna come?"
by Rackal August 14, 2008
