RTM 1963's definitions

Agony Nipple

The protruding stub found on the upper surface of blocks of Lego and its imitations. Especially painful when you step on one at night.

"Jesus Fuck! I'm going to kill that kid!"
"What happened?"
"I just impaled my foot on a Lego's agony nipple! That kid is dead meat!"

by RTM 1963 April 29, 2023

you were still sperm

A put-down to be used on people who are clearly too young for the event or thing being talked or boasted about.

"Back then I'd have been a big fan of AC/DC."
"Back then you were still sperm."

by RTM 1963 August 28, 2017

Headjob

1) Oral Sex

2) Nickname given to someone considerably much shorter than the average person, on the grounds that they are at the ideal height to give one.

"Hey! How about a headjob?"

"Hey, Headjob! How's it hanging?"

by RTM 1963 July 3, 2018

Faggotdom

An area inside either a town, city or country dominated by faggots. Can also be located online.

"I've just been to The Valley."
"Ah, been visiting Faggotdom, then?'

"/b/ is a perfect example of online faggotdom."

by RTM 1963 November 6, 2022

You Were Holding Your Member

A polite way of intimating that someone is being a wanker, or did something that constitutes wanking.

"You were holding your member when you wrote this, weren't you?"

by RTM 1963 November 8, 2022

The Roaring Days

Term used in Australia for the Gold Rush era, when Colonial Australia was wilder than the American Wild West.
Also when the Bushrangers such as Bold Ben Hall and Ned Kelly roamed the country.

"Oh, yes. The Roaring Days were indeed glorious and wild. The country was so much younger then."

by RTM 1963 November 12, 2022

Space Invader

A guy who has a preference for fucking people best described as "space cadets" ie incredibly stupid.

"That Barry, he is such a space invader. He prefers stupid partners."

"Probably because most folks are too smart to let him fuck them."

by RTM 1963 November 26, 2022