RTM 1963's definitions

Turret-head

Australian army slang for a member of the Armoured Corps.

"I see the turret-heads have gotten their toy bogged down once again."
"Typical."

by RTM 1963 November 10, 2014

The Roaring Days

Term used in Australia for the Gold Rush era, when Colonial Australia was wilder than the American Wild West.
Also when the Bushrangers such as Bold Ben Hall and Ned Kelly roamed the country.

"Oh, yes. The Roaring Days were indeed glorious and wild. The country was so much younger then."

by RTM 1963 November 12, 2022

You Do Use Condoms

Frequently used in various combinations when asking a particularly stupid individual if they haven't bred yet.

I just found out that South Africa is a country. Yet it's part of another country. I'm confused: how is this possible?

You do use condoms with your mate?

LOL of course!

Thank fuck!

by RTM 1963 February 25, 2022

He Should Have Remained Sperm.

Another way of stating that an individual or individuals should never have been born in the first place, if only to spare the rest of us from their idioticy. Can be used for any gender or amount of individuals.

He should have remained sperm. I blame his father for not pulling out.

by RTM 1963 May 25, 2021

The Bum Boys Are Screaming

Used to describe activity observed either in or around a known or suspected faggotorium.

"What's going on?"

"It looks as though the bum boys are screaming at Nudgee College tonight."

by RTM 1963 July 28, 2024

Cockroach

Resident of the Australian State of New South Wales. The term was created by the residents of the Australian State of Queensland in retaliation for a sports article by a Sydney-based journalist describing the Queensland Rugby League State of Origin team as advancing as relentlessly as cane toads. In response it was stated that the New South Wales team had scattered like cockroaches hit with a spray of Baygon ( an insect spray) and the term stuck.

This year we shall utterly defeat those cockroaches!

by RTM 1963 May 13, 2022

More Lights Than Darth Vader's Bathtub

Term used to describe something that has a ridiculous amount of lights of all kinds on it.

Ye Gods! This thing has more lights than Darth Vader's bathtub!

by RTM 1963 July 27, 2021