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Nickname for Scott Morrison, who is, as of writing, the current Australian Prime Minister.
This nickname came about because a) he started signing himself "ScoMo" on Twitter, and b) because it describes him perfectly.
This nickname came about because a) he started signing himself "ScoMo" on Twitter, and b) because it describes him perfectly.
"Oh, Lord. ScumMo is pontificating... again!
by RTM 1963 March 21, 2021
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Given in mockery of his signing himself "ScoMo" on Twitter for his incompetent handling of the COVID-19 pandemic response in Australia/
Given in mockery of his signing himself "ScoMo" on Twitter for his incompetent handling of the COVID-19 pandemic response in Australia/
by RTM 1963 November 10, 2021
Get the Scovid mug.A traditional summer evening sport in many areas of the Australian State of Queensland.
This involves hunting the Cane Toad, one of the most revolting and toxic animals God saw fit to create, and one that the inhabitants of Queensland have a distinct love/hate relationship with. Traditional implements used to hunt cane toads include cricket bats, football boots, and 5-irons and drivers. Home-made cannons, built from steam pipe and mounted on dead lawnmower chassis, have been known to be employed in some of Queensland's regional areas in toading, as well as SUVs.
All in all, an activity that individuals, groups and families can enjoy.
This involves hunting the Cane Toad, one of the most revolting and toxic animals God saw fit to create, and one that the inhabitants of Queensland have a distinct love/hate relationship with. Traditional implements used to hunt cane toads include cricket bats, football boots, and 5-irons and drivers. Home-made cannons, built from steam pipe and mounted on dead lawnmower chassis, have been known to be employed in some of Queensland's regional areas in toading, as well as SUVs.
All in all, an activity that individuals, groups and families can enjoy.
Hey, Headjob! We're going toading tonight! Want in?
Ah, looks like they're going toading. That, or it's some wierd form of cricket involving golf clubs.
Ah, looks like they're going toading. That, or it's some wierd form of cricket involving golf clubs.
by RTM 1963 October 1, 2021
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Get the More Lights Than Darth Vader's Bathtub mug.Frequently used in various combinations when asking a particularly stupid individual if they haven't bred yet.
I just found out that South Africa is a country. Yet it's part of another country. I'm confused: how is this possible?
You do use condoms with your mate?
LOL of course!
Thank fuck!
You do use condoms with your mate?
LOL of course!
Thank fuck!
by RTM 1963 February 25, 2022
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Get the He Should Have Stayed Sperm mug.Another way of stating that an individual or individuals should never have been born in the first place, if only to spare the rest of us from their idioticy. Can be used for any gender or amount of individuals.
by RTM 1963 May 25, 2021
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