RTM 1963's definitions

you were still sperm

A put-down to be used on people who are clearly too young for the event or thing being talked or boasted about.

"Back then I'd have been a big fan of AC/DC."
"Back then you were still sperm."

by RTM 1963 August 28, 2017

Space Invader

A guy who has a preference for fucking people best described as "space cadets" ie incredibly stupid.

"That Barry, he is such a space invader. He prefers stupid partners."

"Probably because most folks are too smart to let him fuck them."

by RTM 1963 November 26, 2022

Turret-head

Australian army slang for a member of the Armoured Corps.

"I see the turret-heads have gotten their toy bogged down once again."
"Typical."

by RTM 1963 November 10, 2014

Cockroach

Australian term for a person born in New South Wales. Named for the insect pest and just as popular as the insect pest too amongst other Australians, especially Queenslanders.

The Cockroaches are going to be crushed by the power of the Queensland Maroons.

by RTM 1963 October 18, 2023

Poofter Drill

A called out warning by a member of the Australian Defence Forces (usually the Army) whenever servicemen from an arm of the forces considered to be a next of poofters are approaching. The response it to stand with your backs to the wall.

"Here comes the Navy! Poofter drill, everyone!"

"Oh, fuck off!"

by RTM 1963 October 5, 2024

The Bum Boys Are Screaming

Used to describe activity observed either in or around a known or suspected faggotorium.

"What's going on?"

"It looks as though the bum boys are screaming at Nudgee College tonight."

by RTM 1963 July 28, 2024

He Should Have Remained Sperm.

Another way of stating that an individual or individuals should never have been born in the first place, if only to spare the rest of us from their idioticy. Can be used for any gender or amount of individuals.

He should have remained sperm. I blame his father for not pulling out.

by RTM 1963 May 25, 2021