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A traditional summer evening sport in many areas of the Australian State of Queensland.
This involves hunting the Cane Toad, one of the most revolting and toxic animals God saw fit to create, and one that the inhabitants of Queensland have a distinct love/hate relationship with. Traditional implements used to hunt cane toads include cricket bats, football boots, and 5-irons and drivers. Home-made cannons, built from steam pipe and mounted on dead lawnmower chassis, have been known to be employed in some of Queensland's regional areas in toading, as well as SUVs.
All in all, an activity that individuals, groups and families can enjoy.
This involves hunting the Cane Toad, one of the most revolting and toxic animals God saw fit to create, and one that the inhabitants of Queensland have a distinct love/hate relationship with. Traditional implements used to hunt cane toads include cricket bats, football boots, and 5-irons and drivers. Home-made cannons, built from steam pipe and mounted on dead lawnmower chassis, have been known to be employed in some of Queensland's regional areas in toading, as well as SUVs.
All in all, an activity that individuals, groups and families can enjoy.
Hey, Headjob! We're going toading tonight! Want in?
Ah, looks like they're going toading. That, or it's some wierd form of cricket involving golf clubs.
Ah, looks like they're going toading. That, or it's some wierd form of cricket involving golf clubs.
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Tonight is The Great Shittening. I have to drink that horrid gloop so as to have a clean bowel for my anal probe tomorrow.
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2) Nickname given to someone considerably much shorter than the average person, on the grounds that they are at the ideal height to give one.
2) Nickname given to someone considerably much shorter than the average person, on the grounds that they are at the ideal height to give one.
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Given in mockery of his signing himself "ScoMo" on Twitter for his incompetent handling of the COVID-19 pandemic response in Australia/
Given in mockery of his signing himself "ScoMo" on Twitter for his incompetent handling of the COVID-19 pandemic response in Australia/
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