RTM 1963's definitions

I can see the circumcision scar

A method of politely calling someone a dickhead

You know, I can see the circumcision scar.

by RTM 1963 June 9, 2023

The Bum Boys Are Screaming

Used to describe activity observed either in or around a known or suspected faggotorium.

"What's going on?"

"It looks as though the bum boys are screaming at Nudgee College tonight."

by RTM 1963 July 28, 2024

He Should Have Remained Sperm.

Another way of stating that an individual or individuals should never have been born in the first place, if only to spare the rest of us from their idioticy. Can be used for any gender or amount of individuals.

He should have remained sperm. I blame his father for not pulling out.

by RTM 1963 May 25, 2021

Rectus Dominus

A title of the Faggocracy. Sometimes used in isolation, but more often used in conjunction with that of Archfaggot. In the latter case the title is Rectus Dominus Magnus.

All hail Quentin, Archfaggot of the Valley, and Rectus Dominus of The Wickham.

by RTM 1963 March 30, 2023

He Should Have Stayed Sperm

A variation on He Should Have Remained Sperm

Tony Abbut is a disgrace. He should have stayed sperm.

by RTM 1963 August 8, 2021

bend and spread

The command Bubba gives in prison when he sees one of his bitches and is in the mood.

"Hey! That honkey over there! Bend and spread 'em, 'cause I'm going in!"

by RTM 1963 May 30, 2023

Fapping Station

Slang term for any computer, especially if it accesses the Internet and is used to download porn.

Finally! My own fapping station!

by RTM 1963 July 22, 2014