RP's definitions

Coke Music

A magnet for horny 10 year olds seeking 18 year olds who turn out to be pedofiles. This shit is so gay you can't even say "as santa." WTF IS WRONG WITH THAT!

Random-10-year-old-hornbag: Hey baby i'm 18 years old and have a huge blah.
Your-friendly-neighbourhood-pedofile: Oh sexy what's your address?

by RP July 7, 2004

Gayass

All the "popular" (but damn ugly) girls at my school.

P&UG: WE ARE ALL GAYASSES!
RP: Dumb ignorant sluts

by RP November 17, 2004

Durbango

The Durbango was owned at Ginos November 4th, 2004. Last know information was the transmission was either full of water or totally blown. So far, Probe and Riv have outlived it.

VROOOM VROOM SCREEEEEEECH...... Trans is gone.

by RP November 5, 2004

Xbox 2

I don't know shit about the next Xbox console but I will still own both Sony and Microsoft's next-gen console on account of:

Sony: Smackdown Series, the vast range of games.
Microsoft: The reliabilty of not freezing any of my games to this date.

Will Microsoft be the next-gen giant and break the mould Sony has made? Only time will tell.

by RP January 24, 2005

The Rock

The reason why i occasionally watch WWE (and Stacy too!).

The most electrifying man in sports entertainment, The People's Champ the........ ROCK!

by RP July 7, 2004

Othello

One of the first Shakespearean (did I spell that right?) books I have read and found it quite good. I like how Shakespeare wrote Iago, his character is so intelligently evil you can't help but like him.

If people tease you about reading Othello, just ask them if they read Captain Underpants or how to spell Shakespeare. That will give you your answer.

by RP May 13, 2005

filo

A fat asian who, when he smiles, closes his eyes and has dimples.

Before you even consider of thinking that definition was racist let me just tell you that I am asian.

by RP December 31, 2004