RP's definitions

Joan Rivers

"In an interview with W Magazine, Joan Rivers compared plastic surgery to car maintenance, saying you have to do it every two years. But, even for a car, she looks awful!"

Saturday Night Live, ain't it grand.

by RP December 31, 2004

Chingy

A rapper who was supported by E! news live when he was beginning but now i'm not sure. Was also claimed dead by my sister and by a lot of people but really isn't.

1. Chingy has hit the charts with his new song "Right Thurr." We Love you Chingy!

2. RP: Hey you know Chingy is dead?
Me: Chingy ain't dead you stupid fool.

by RP July 7, 2004

Coke Music

A magnet for horny 10 year olds seeking 18 year olds who turn out to be pedofiles. This shit is so gay you can't even say "as santa." WTF IS WRONG WITH THAT!

Random-10-year-old-hornbag: Hey baby i'm 18 years old and have a huge blah.
Your-friendly-neighbourhood-pedofile: Oh sexy what's your address?

by RP July 7, 2004

Gayass

All the "popular" (but damn ugly) girls at my school.

P&UG: WE ARE ALL GAYASSES!
RP: Dumb ignorant sluts

by RP November 17, 2004

lol xbox is huge

What my friends say to me when I am talking on Messenger.

RP: Well I am going to play Xbox you dumb back-ender
Idiot: lol Xbox is huge
RP: So is your brain but unfortunately they are both lies.
Idiot: I am going to watch Spongebob
RP: *hits head with palm*

by RP January 24, 2005

Xbox 2

I don't know shit about the next Xbox console but I will still own both Sony and Microsoft's next-gen console on account of:

Sony: Smackdown Series, the vast range of games.
Microsoft: The reliabilty of not freezing any of my games to this date.

Will Microsoft be the next-gen giant and break the mould Sony has made? Only time will tell.

by RP January 24, 2005

HBO

It's not television.

What? Well it isn't!

by RP July 26, 2006