RP's definitions

lol xbox is huge

What my friends say to me when I am talking on Messenger.

RP: Well I am going to play Xbox you dumb back-ender
Idiot: lol Xbox is huge
RP: So is your brain but unfortunately they are both lies.
Idiot: I am going to watch Spongebob
RP: *hits head with palm*

by RP January 24, 2005

Durbango

A make belive durango thought up by j. granger. the beast was financed dispite funds in access of $20,000 in a deer skin in his closet. plans for the cow catcher include 33 inch superswamper tires, a 3 inch lift kit, a huge brush guard. soon it will be dominated by either a probe or a hardcore riv. the car is enived by a certain mondro.

Dang, its gonna be here tommorow! OH NO, they had the wrong lift kit! Don't worry about it! oh, sweet 60 hours a week with bill.

by RP October 28, 2004

EYO

Blurted out really fast in sequence to annoy or to sound rastarfarian.

RP: That Sean Paul is giving me a headache.

by RP December 31, 2004

Rufus

The 13th Apostle left out of the bible for being a black man.

Why was i left out of the bible? BECAUSE I'M BLACK! All the other 12 white boys got in.

by RP July 7, 2004

Al Sharpton

If you are black, Al is the person you should go to if you got beaten by the police.

Some guy: Hello, Reverend Al Sharpton. Just a week ago I got beaten by the police and they weren't black.
Sharpton: Damn crackers I can't turn a metaphorical corner without seeing a brother gettin' beat by some fat-ass-Elvis-impersonater cracker.

Racism continues!

by RP January 31, 2005

RP

Just a Random Person.

Man1: Who are you?
RP: Random person
Man1: Cool

by RP November 17, 2004

Gaylo 2

See my definition of Shit-Box (X-Box).

Make sure you read that definition until you jump to any conclusion that I am a antagonist.

by RP January 31, 2005