RP's definitions

lol xbox is huge

What my friends say to me when I am talking on Messenger.

RP: Well I am going to play Xbox you dumb back-ender
Idiot: lol Xbox is huge
RP: So is your brain but unfortunately they are both lies.
Idiot: I am going to watch Spongebob
RP: *hits head with palm*

by RP January 24, 2005

Stupid Dumb Fucking Idiot

Hollie from Sylvania High.

She thought she could spam my email with porn by using my email to subscribe?! SDFI!

by RP January 31, 2005

Shit-Box (X-Box)

A term used by jealous gamers because their consoles are either called "Lamecube" or "Gaystation 2" and they don't know how to make properly make fun of the Xbox.

LG: I know .... uh ... SHIT-BOX! HAHAHA
RP: *slap*
LG: Back to the gutter for me *shame*

LG2: Damn Halhoe and the Shit-box
RP: Dude, your flaming against the XBOX is painfully unfunny and pathetic that I am going to have to cut my retinas amd bust my eardrums so I will never have the disgrace of having to look at you or listen to you ever again. Please do not breathe in my air.

by RP January 24, 2005

Xbox 2

I don't know shit about the next Xbox console but I will still own both Sony and Microsoft's next-gen console on account of:

Sony: Smackdown Series, the vast range of games.
Microsoft: The reliabilty of not freezing any of my games to this date.

Will Microsoft be the next-gen giant and break the mould Sony has made? Only time will tell.

by RP January 24, 2005

Durbango

The Durbango was owned at Ginos November 4th, 2004. Last know information was the transmission was either full of water or totally blown. So far, Probe and Riv have outlived it.

VROOOM VROOM SCREEEEEEECH...... Trans is gone.

by RP November 5, 2004

HBO

It's not television.

What? Well it isn't!

by RP July 26, 2006

Al Sharpton

If you are black, Al is the person you should go to if you got beaten by the police.

Some guy: Hello, Reverend Al Sharpton. Just a week ago I got beaten by the police and they weren't black.
Sharpton: Damn crackers I can't turn a metaphorical corner without seeing a brother gettin' beat by some fat-ass-Elvis-impersonater cracker.

Racism continues!

by RP January 31, 2005