RP's definitions

Al Sharpton

If you are black, Al is the person you should go to if you got beaten by the police.

Some guy: Hello, Reverend Al Sharpton. Just a week ago I got beaten by the police and they weren't black.
Sharpton: Damn crackers I can't turn a metaphorical corner without seeing a brother gettin' beat by some fat-ass-Elvis-impersonater cracker.

Racism continues!

by RP January 31, 2005

mondro

A person, usually male, that considers themselves to be hotter, smarter, and richer than the normal person. Also has a strong liking for Dodge Shadows. Has dating habits unknown to anyother person such as: Dating freshman, dating fat chicks, and dating large black men named Andre.

I'm Mondro, durrrr. I drive a sweet Shadow, durrrr. Hey there little 9th grader, wanna make a dollar?

by RP October 4, 2004

Shit-Box (X-Box)

A term used by jealous gamers because their consoles are either called "Lamecube" or "Gaystation 2" and they don't know how to make properly make fun of the Xbox.

LG: I know .... uh ... SHIT-BOX! HAHAHA
RP: *slap*
LG: Back to the gutter for me *shame*

LG2: Damn Halhoe and the Shit-box
RP: Dude, your flaming against the XBOX is painfully unfunny and pathetic that I am going to have to cut my retinas amd bust my eardrums so I will never have the disgrace of having to look at you or listen to you ever again. Please do not breathe in my air.

by RP January 24, 2005

shanghai

to take, steal, borrow and not bring back

someone just shanghai-ed my bag of chips

by RP April 24, 2005

filo

A fat asian who, when he smiles, closes his eyes and has dimples.

Before you even consider of thinking that definition was racist let me just tell you that I am asian.

by RP December 31, 2004

Yes

The only reply you ever have to say. Easier to remember than both "yes" and "no"

M1: DO YOU SUCK DICK?
M2: YES

And so forth.

by RP November 16, 2004

Chingy

A rapper who was supported by E! news live when he was beginning but now i'm not sure. Was also claimed dead by my sister and by a lot of people but really isn't.

1. Chingy has hit the charts with his new song "Right Thurr." We Love you Chingy!

2. RP: Hey you know Chingy is dead?
Me: Chingy ain't dead you stupid fool.

by RP July 7, 2004