A disappointing, inefficient leader elected in a wave of blind anti-incumbent sentiment.
2008: I (Barack Obama) will order the closure of Gitmo on day one.
2010: Gitmo? Never heard of it.
2008: I can deal with Gulf disasters!
2010: Deal with a Gulf disaster? I'm not Superman.
2008: I will cut the deficit.
2010: I increased the deficit four-fold? So what?
2008: If we don't have bipartisan support, we won't pass health care reform.
2010: It doesn't matter if Republicans agree, we'll ram through what we want.
2008: I will publish legislation online for days before signing.
2010: Why would I ask for public input on legislation?
2008: I won't raise taxes on the middle class.
2010: I'll raise taxes on the middle class to lower the deficit I massively increased.
An ideological group driven by emotion rather than reason. Truly believe they're intellectually superior to everyone else, much to the amusement of everyone else.
Conservatives/Independents/Libertarians: We really can't afford to buy everyone in the United States a house, car, and private jet.
Liberals: Think of the children!1!!!1!
Ignorant slang used predominately by black Americans, though also used by a segment of the white population known as "wiggers".
Ebonics: Fo shizzle my nizzle.
A $787 billion slush fund used by members of Congress and the Obama Administration to fund projects and organizations without having to separately go on record voting for each appropriation.
Normally it would be political suicide and possibly criminal to use taxpayer dollars to pay off our special interests, but thanks to the stimulus we can claim it saves or creates jobs and call it a day.