Urban Dictionary: Schlager

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1.	Schlager
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	buy schlager mugs, tshirts and magnets Umbrella term for shallow pop music genres in German speaking Europe and adjacent areas. Derived from the English term "Hit" for popular song. Ranging from pseudo Tex Mex through Eurovision/Las Vegas type music and beyond, Schlager is an umbrella term rather than a genre. "Turn that Schlager station off now before I hurl stuff at the radio!" middle of the road cheese kitsch euro trash music by Bonteburg May 22, 2006 share this
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	buy schlager mugs, tshirts and magnets An adjective meaning "drunk". Normally used in the past tense. "schlagered" Comes from Wisconsin Attorney General Peg Lautenschlager who was arressted for drunk driving Feb. 2004. See also, drunk John got schlagered last night and threw up everywhere by Sam Mar 26, 2004 share this
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	buy schlager mugs, tshirts and magnets Fucking idiot who gets a cab 1 block from his destination. Also known as a cock blocker. I would have hooked up with Miss Iowa except my buddy pulled a Schlager! by Nick Jan 14, 2004 share this
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	buy schlager mugs, tshirts and magnets Shitty lager, possibly short for Grolschlager. In my opinion it is any kind of piss lager that you have to buy when the chips are down, i.e. Pabst, Hamms, Natty, Keystone, Milwakee's Best, Icehouse, or any other derivitive that sells for about 25 cents a can. The word is used in the famous debauchery anthem by Ween "Booze me up and get me high". "All that schlager at the bar, Flakes of gold swim in my brain" Ween fucking rules, Boognish!!!!!! After betting all his money on the losing cock at the cockfight, Billy could only afford to drink schlager until the end of the month. by Runaway Jim Jun 4, 2005 share this