Previewnesia

The state of forgetting what movie you actually came to watch due to the excessive advertisements, trailers, previews, messages to silence one's cell phone, etc. that occur between the advertised start time of a movie and the time the feature begins. Usually, the state of Previewnesia is experienced right as the feature is (finally!) about to begin and you realize you can't remember what movie you are about to see.

Jim (to his date, Elaine): "Hey babe, do you remember what movie we are about to see? I've got previewnesia"
Elaine: "No I've got previewnesia too, I can't remember. Maybe it's Goonies 2 or Avengers 4?"

by RATTnroll January 18, 2015

Swerpose

When one swerves accidentally and tries to make the accidental swerve look purposeful to avoid detection for being a bad driver, stoopid, or drunk. A swerpose starts as a little drifting to one side or another, usually on the highway. The driver, realizing that he or she is swerving and looks drunk or high, just goes ahead and changes lanes trying to make it look purposeful, when it really isn't.

Beto O'Rourke, to cop at DUI checkpoint: "I swear officer I just had a snapple and was changing lanes to avoid the oncoming milk truck."
Cop: "you are drunk as shit, that was a swerpose, and there is no milk truck. Got any donuts?"
Ted Cruz, flying by at 110 mph: "I got your donut, it's around my dick mothafucka!"
Cop: "Not again!"

by RATTnroll December 21, 2018

Hashtag Mom

A suburban mom who spends 99% of her life on instagram hash tagging the shit out of every fucking thing on her posts, singlehandedly responsible for making hashtags not cool anymore. 100% of a hashtag mom's hashtags actually don't link to a single other thing. Before he died, Stephen Hawking may have predicted that the demise of instagram would come as a result of hashtag moms annoying the fuck out of all the other users. #suburbanmom #whohashtagseverything #inherinstagramposts #tryingtobecool #notcoolitsannoying #annoyingaf #idontgiveashitaboutyourkidshalloweenparty

Dave: OMG what the fuck is with Kayla, she posted on instagram about going to the pumpkin patch with her kids preschool class and she put about 5 lines of hashtags on it. How annoying!
Anthony Weiner: What an annoying hashtag mom. I'm gonna unfollow her as soon as I finish posting these dick pics.

by RATTnroll August 21, 2019

wannamilf

A woman who thinks she is a lot hotter than she actually is and relishes in the (perceived) attention. Constantly scans the environment for guys who she thinks are checking her out (but really aren't). She sneers and glares at them in disapproval, when in reality she basks in the attention she thinks she is getting (but really isn't). Annoying AF. Usually middle-aged women age 30-40's, generally not hideous looking but not that hot. Can often be seen at fitness clubs primping themselves in the mirror and scanning the environment to see who she thinks is checking them out - but really isn't.

"Dude, that wannamilf over there thinks you're checking her out. She looks pissed but keeps looking back at you."
"I wasn't looking at her, I was just looking around for the bathroom - I gotta piss"

by RATTnroll September 11, 2018

Green Ghetto Dweller

There’s bringing a knife to a gun fight - and then there’s bringing an Android to an iPhone group text. That one friend or relative who turns what would otherwise be a beautiful blue iMessage experience into a half-assed (and limited to 10 participant) green colored piece of shit. They must live in the ghetto ‘cos their mama couldn’t afford to buy them an iPhone, or maybe it’s still on lay-a-way at K-mart. This mofo might still have to hit 4 two times and then again three more times just to say “Hi”.

I’m gonna leave Oates out of the group text because I don’t want that Green Ghetto Dweller fucking it up - Darryl Hall

by RATTnroll September 25, 2024