Mediocre lowbrow crap that helps you escape boredom and seems more entertaining than it really is because you’re in quarantine due to COVID-19.
by RATTnroll May 16, 2020
When one swerves accidentally and tries to make the accidental swerve look purposeful to avoid detection for being a bad driver, stoopid, or drunk. A swerpose starts as a little drifting to one side or another, usually on the highway. The driver, realizing that he or she is swerving and looks drunk or high, just goes ahead and changes lanes trying to make it look purposeful, when it really isn't.
Beto O'Rourke, to cop at DUI checkpoint: "I swear officer I just had a snapple and was changing lanes to avoid the oncoming milk truck."
Cop: "you are drunk as shit, that was a swerpose, and there is no milk truck. Got any donuts?"
Ted Cruz, flying by at 110 mph: "I got your donut, it's around my dick mothafucka!"
Cop: "Not again!"
Cop: "you are drunk as shit, that was a swerpose, and there is no milk truck. Got any donuts?"
Ted Cruz, flying by at 110 mph: "I got your donut, it's around my dick mothafucka!"
Cop: "Not again!"
by RATTnroll December 22, 2018
A suburban mom who spends 99% of her life on instagram hash tagging the shit out of every fucking thing on her posts, singlehandedly responsible for making hashtags not cool anymore. 100% of a hashtag mom's hashtags actually don't link to a single other thing. Before he died, Stephen Hawking may have predicted that the demise of instagram would come as a result of hashtag moms annoying the fuck out of all the other users. #suburbanmom #whohashtagseverything #inherinstagramposts #tryingtobecool #notcoolitsannoying #annoyingaf #idontgiveashitaboutyourkidshalloweenparty
Dave: OMG what the fuck is with Kayla, she posted on instagram about going to the pumpkin patch with her kids preschool class and she put about 5 lines of hashtags on it. How annoying!
Anthony Weiner: What an annoying hashtag mom. I'm gonna unfollow her as soon as I finish posting these dick pics.
Anthony Weiner: What an annoying hashtag mom. I'm gonna unfollow her as soon as I finish posting these dick pics.
by RATTnroll August 22, 2019
"How Stella Got Her Groove Back" was a mediocre and very forgettable 1998 movie that was most noteworthy and only remembered today for having a funky title. While there was nothing really about this movie worth remembering, it's silly title lives in as a sportscentery pop-culture reference used to describe a previously good player or team that's been in a slump emerging from that slump. Gen-Xers will cackle with the reference while millennials will shrug their shoulders as it passes over their heads...
(Radio play-by-play baseball commentator) "Santana's at the plate, he's been in a bit of a funk, hasn't had a hit in 5 games. Here comes the pitch across the plate, swung on and (CRACK) belted - it's going long - got the distance - STELLA'S GOT HER GROOVE BACK IT'S A HOME RUN FOR SANTANA!!!!"
by RATTnroll January 10, 2017
A stupid fucker who brags on social media by posting pics of tickets to games, events, or shows that he/she is going to. This fool posts the tickets with the barcodes clearly visible in the pic, and then acts surprised when he/she shows up at the entrance to the event and finds that somebody copied the barcode from his post and used it to get in while he/she languishes outside.
"Look at this instagram pic - Joe is going to the Steelers game tonight, he posted a pic of his tickets. Stupid Barcode Posting Dipshit! Some hacker will be in his seat!"
by RATTnroll September 12, 2018