49 definitions by R. Kemp

break north

To run away from something or someone. Usually from the authorities.

I had a pocket full of X when the cops raided the rave, so I had to break north or go to jail.

by R. Kemp April 25, 2006

do a Bush

The Ultimate dinner faux pas. It involves eating sushi (or something else you don't like) and then puking the contents onto the person next to you. Its origins come from when George Bush Sr. visited Japan, ate sushi, and ended up puking all over the prime minister. In Japan, it is known as Bushu-suru.

I'll order the Escargot as long as you don't do a Bush.

by R. Kemp August 22, 2004

Teen Titans

A cartoon made by wapanese for the wapanese. Unfortunately, it's not made in Japan, automatically making it crap in the eyes of the wapanese.

If you take away all the Japanimation pratfalls, facial expressions, and deformed contortions from Teen Titans, you would have an OK show. Oh yeah...there wouldn't be a show.

by R. Kemp February 9, 2005

race card

When a minority in America (and more recently, Caucasians) try to call foul on a situation that is detrimental to them and say the situation is racially discriminatory. Now, whether it is or not is irrelevant, as such stories are taken as gospel.

Because the black woman didn't win in "The Apprentice", she pulled the race card.

Miguel had the lowest work rating in the company, took 5 personal days in a row and came into work drunk. He was fired, but because he went to the ACLU and pulled the race card, he has his job back.

by R. Kemp August 24, 2004

niggerfy

When a popular non-Rap/R&B song is turned into one with nerve grating results.

"Every Breath You Take" by The Police is a modern classic, but when P. Diddy niggerfied it, it became unlistenable shit. Add Luther Vandross' rendition of "Superstar" to this list too.

by R. Kemp February 8, 2005

magic bullet

A term used to describe a universal solution a person uses for any problem they encounter. Usually used when a person can't construct a good debate as a last resort.

"Sexism" for feminists and chauvinists.

"Racism" for anyone that has a problem with someone that has a different skin color than them.

by R. Kemp May 17, 2005

Totoro

Miyazaki's worst movie. Has no plot, and is chock full of little girl upskirt shots.

The movie "My Neighbor Totoro" is an amorphous blob of suck. It's lack of direction and random BS will only appeal to small children or wapanese dorks.

by R. Kemp January 25, 2005