44 definitions by Queen Of Urban Dictionary
Vystopia is the anguish of being vegan in a non-vegan world. Most vegans suffer from vystopia.
If you suffer from vystopia, here are some recommendations on what you can do to feel better:
- Eat a nice BBQ with friends
- Go to McDonalds
- Stop watching ThatVeganTeacher
- Stop being vegan
If somebody you know suffers from vystopia, here is what you can do to be an ally:
- Avoid all contact with them unless they eat meat again like a sane human
- Tell them that vystopia does not exist
- Give them a nice juicy Big Mac
- Invite them to a BBQ
If you suffer from vystopia, here are some recommendations on what you can do to feel better:
- Eat a nice BBQ with friends
- Go to McDonalds
- Stop watching ThatVeganTeacher
- Stop being vegan
If somebody you know suffers from vystopia, here is what you can do to be an ally:
- Avoid all contact with them unless they eat meat again like a sane human
- Tell them that vystopia does not exist
- Give them a nice juicy Big Mac
- Invite them to a BBQ
Vegan Brother: Hey sis, I'm suffering from vystopia. Can you please be vegan with me, it anguishes me to know that my family is not vegan.
Carnist Sister who has a normal brain: STFU and go eat meat like a normal person. You're the reason why I'm pro-choice.
Carnist Sister who has a normal brain: STFU and go eat meat like a normal person. You're the reason why I'm pro-choice.
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022
Abuela Madrigal is the grandmother in the Casita Madrigal. She loves all of her children and grandchildren dearly, except Mirabel. She wants to protect their family and keep all of them safe, except Mirabel she can go die in a hole.
Isabella Madrigal: Abuela, do you love me?
Abuela Madrigal: Of course my Isabella Perfecta! You are my favorite grandchild!
Luisa Madrigal: What about me?
Abuela Madrigal: I love you too, Luisa!
Mirabel Madrigal: And me Abuela?
Abuela Madrigal: Stfu you ugly ass hoe, you can go burn in a hole. Your the reason why Pepa is my favorite daughter, because she did not give birth to a raging mistake like you. You make me wish Bruno was back, I hate you! Get the fuck out of my face!
Mirabel Madrigal: You know what fuck you Abuela, Ima go put out the candle nobody loves you anyways.
Abuela Madrigal: Of course my Isabella Perfecta! You are my favorite grandchild!
Luisa Madrigal: What about me?
Abuela Madrigal: I love you too, Luisa!
Mirabel Madrigal: And me Abuela?
Abuela Madrigal: Stfu you ugly ass hoe, you can go burn in a hole. Your the reason why Pepa is my favorite daughter, because she did not give birth to a raging mistake like you. You make me wish Bruno was back, I hate you! Get the fuck out of my face!
Mirabel Madrigal: You know what fuck you Abuela, Ima go put out the candle nobody loves you anyways.
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022
The owner of the Divine Sister cult on Roblox. She claims to be a supporter of LGBTQ+ and claims to be nonracist, even though she is the exact opposite. She uses the LGBTQ+ community to make profit and wears a hijab with a bikini, which is offensive to Muslims since the hijab is a symbol of modesty. She also refers to black people as chocolate people, and she made the LGBTQ+ people in her game cannibals. She constantly alters other people's cultures to make videos, such as when she said that Jesus was gay. She also is rumored to have fired people to have made her game. She views herself as a goddess even though she is a racist pig. Unfortunately there are people stupid enough to actually worship her, and it is shocking that these people have voting rights.
Valindra: Our group is the most holiest and supporting group to all kinds! We are a community of love and acceptance-
Somebody who was not dropped as a baby: Bitch shut the fuck up you racist ugly bootleg Cleopatra lookin ass pig. Nobody falls for your stupid propaganda and we all now how racist and homophobic you are.
Somebody who was not dropped as a baby: Bitch shut the fuck up you racist ugly bootleg Cleopatra lookin ass pig. Nobody falls for your stupid propaganda and we all now how racist and homophobic you are.
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022
Emily is a white; trans-masculine; femme; genderfluid; able-bodied; neurotypical; depressed; demigrayhighmantic; bluesemidemitrisexual; semihighgreytransromantic; surviver of abuse; Generation Alpha; and Dog parent. Thon pronouns are xe/xem/xyr/xyrs/xemself when thon is happy, ve/ver/vis/verself when thon is sad, ey/em/eir/eirs/eirself when thon is angry, they/them/their/theirs/themself when thon is scared, nee/ner/ners/nerself when thon is disgusted, mer/mers/merself when thon is in love, kie/kir/kirs/kirself when thon is sick, and thon/thons/thonself when thon is feeling neutral. Thon does not have a father, on a unrelated note. Thon is also 12 years old. Thon mother wishes she has gotten an abortion. Thon is also considering becoming a furry zoophile.
Person: Omg did you hear about Emily, she has like a bunch of different pronouns for her different moods, it's so stupid.
Emily, eavesdropping: OMG DID YOU JUST DISRESPECT MY PRONOUNS?!!!
Person: Oh no Emily, I meant to say thon has a bunch of different pronouns!
Emily: MY PRONOUNS RIGHT NOW ARE EY/EM/EIR/EIRS/EIRSELF! YOU ARE SO HOMOPHOBIC, XENOPHOBIC, AND TRANSPHOBIC! I AM GETTING THE PRINCIPAL.
Principal: STFU Emily nobody cares about your stupid pronouns we are all referring to you as she/her/hers/herself!
Emily: I AM CALLING THE POLICE, THIS IS CHILD ABUSE!!!
Principal: Oh boy...
Emily, eavesdropping: OMG DID YOU JUST DISRESPECT MY PRONOUNS?!!!
Person: Oh no Emily, I meant to say thon has a bunch of different pronouns!
Emily: MY PRONOUNS RIGHT NOW ARE EY/EM/EIR/EIRS/EIRSELF! YOU ARE SO HOMOPHOBIC, XENOPHOBIC, AND TRANSPHOBIC! I AM GETTING THE PRINCIPAL.
Principal: STFU Emily nobody cares about your stupid pronouns we are all referring to you as she/her/hers/herself!
Emily: I AM CALLING THE POLICE, THIS IS CHILD ABUSE!!!
Principal: Oh boy...
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022
Susan Smith is a mother of two. She is a soccer and wine mom. She loves her kiddos and she loves WAP.
*WAP - Waffles and Pancakes
*WAP - Waffles and Pancakes
Susan Smith: OMG girls I love to eat WAP so much!
Shelby Rogers: Same girl! I was gonna eat some WAP right now!
Deborah Ann: Well invite me girl, cause I'm hungry for some WAP!
Shelby Rogers: Same girl! I was gonna eat some WAP right now!
Deborah Ann: Well invite me girl, cause I'm hungry for some WAP!
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022
Donald Trump's 3rd and current wife who he was married to when he became president. Melania is a porno star who only married Donald for his money. Now, she regrets her decision very much and prays to God everyday that Donald dies a slow and painful death.
Interviewer: Melania, what are your thoughts on your husband?
Melania Trump: Oh my god, I hate that cunt! I hope he dies brutal death so I can get inheritance!
Melania Trump: Oh my god, I hate that cunt! I hope he dies brutal death so I can get inheritance!
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 27, 2022
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 27, 2022