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What a shit stirrer! She’s gone and told my trouble and strife that I was with another chick at the party.
by quan cao tien August 26, 2010
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Nghe An is a province in North Central Vietnam. It is the hometown of Ho Chi Minh, the former president of Vietnam as well as the cradle of nearly every talent in Vietnam. Nghe An people have won kudos for their intelligence, diligence, eagerness to study and their hospitality, cultural traditional imbued with national identity. Nghe An is fast changing with every passing days. Also, Nghe An is famous for its traditional folk songs which belong to a genre of traditional art, Vi Dam, and tobacco as well.
Nghe An is a province in North Central Vietnam. It is the hometown of Ho Chi Minh, the former president of Vietnam as well as the cradle of nearly every talent in Vietnam. Nghe An people have won kudos for their intelligence, diligence, eagerness to study and their hospitality, cultural traditional imbued with national identity. Nghe An is fast changing with every passing days. Also, Nghe An is famous for its traditional folk songs which belong to a genre of traditional art, Vi Dam, and tobacco as well.
1. I have known many persons who turned their gold into smoke, but in Nghe An, people are the first to turn smoke into gold.
2. A blonde, a brunette and a red head were smoking cigarettes one afternoon. The blonde had Camels, red head had Marlboros, and the brunette had Nghe An rustic tobacco.
It began to pour down raining, so the red head and brunette both pull out a nodder and put it on their cigs. The blonde says "what are you doing?" - and they say "we're saving it for later!"
Impressed, and in a hurry, the blonde goes to the nearest store and asks for a nodder. The clerk says "What size? small, medium, or large?" She said "I dont know... one to fit a camel?"
2. A blonde, a brunette and a red head were smoking cigarettes one afternoon. The blonde had Camels, red head had Marlboros, and the brunette had Nghe An rustic tobacco.
It began to pour down raining, so the red head and brunette both pull out a nodder and put it on their cigs. The blonde says "what are you doing?" - and they say "we're saving it for later!"
Impressed, and in a hurry, the blonde goes to the nearest store and asks for a nodder. The clerk says "What size? small, medium, or large?" She said "I dont know... one to fit a camel?"
by quan cao tien August 19, 2010
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• Please if U see me upset as one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say 'get over it, its only a game', or 'don't worry, they'll win next time'. If U say these things, U will only make me angrier and I’ll luv U less. Remember, U will nave ever kno more about fitba than me and your so called 'words of encouragement' will only lead to a break up or divorce. It’d be a good idea for U to keep at least 2 six packs in teh fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please don’t make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch teh games. In return, U will be allowed to use teh TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game dat I missed during teh day.
• Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings dat requires my attendance because:
I won’t go…However, if my pals invite us to their house on a Sun to watch a game, we’ll be there in a flash.
• If U have to pass by in front of teh TV during a game, for an important reason such as preparing snacks or getting in teh beers, I don't mind, as long as U crawl along teh floor.
• During teh games I’ll be blinkered to match. U can’t expect me to listen to U, it will nave happen.
• And finally, please save yr expressions such as: 'Thank God teh fitba season’s only every 4 years'. I’m immune to these words, b’coz after this comes teh Champions League, Premier League...
• Please if U see me upset as one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say 'get over it, its only a game', or 'don't worry, they'll win next time'. If U say these things, U will only make me angrier and I’ll luv U less. Remember, U will nave ever kno more about fitba than me and your so called 'words of encouragement' will only lead to a break up or divorce. It’d be a good idea for U to keep at least 2 six packs in teh fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please don’t make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch teh games. In return, U will be allowed to use teh TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game dat I missed during teh day.
• Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings dat requires my attendance because:
I won’t go…However, if my pals invite us to their house on a Sun to watch a game, we’ll be there in a flash.
• If U have to pass by in front of teh TV during a game, for an important reason such as preparing snacks or getting in teh beers, I don't mind, as long as U crawl along teh floor.
• During teh games I’ll be blinkered to match. U can’t expect me to listen to U, it will nave happen.
• And finally, please save yr expressions such as: 'Thank God teh fitba season’s only every 4 years'. I’m immune to these words, b’coz after this comes teh Champions League, Premier League...
by quan cao tien August 9, 2010
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Major Bonehead Association.
Make Business Adventurous.
Malir Bar Association.
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Management By Accident.
Manager By Accident.
Marketing Brain Aboard.
Married But Available.
Massive Bank Account.
Master of Barely Anything.
Mastering Business Advancement.
Masters of Business Administration.
Matter Billing Attorney.
Me Before Anyone.
Mean Binary Accuracy.
Meaningless Bureaucratic Aptitude.
Mediocre Bastard Alert.
Mediocre But Arrogant.
Mentally Below Average.
Message Board Arrogance.
Microsoft Business Associate.
Mighty Big Attitude.
Mind Body Attitude.
Mind Business Alert.
Mind, Body, and Attitude.
Miracles Being Achieved.
Mississauga Baseball Association.
Modeling By Auspig.
Modular Business Addon.
Mom's Bouquets Again.
Money Business And Accounting.
Montgomery Bell Academy.
Mop Bucket Attitude.
More Bad Advice.
More Bass Ale.
More Bewilderment Always.
More Bucks Annually.
Moronic But Aggrandizing.
Morse Baudot Ascii.
Mortgage Bankers Association.
Most Blind Again.
Most Bodacious Achiever.
Much Buggering About.
Murderer of Brand Assets.
Must Bust Ass.
Must Buy and Acquire.
Mutually Beneficial Arrangement.
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*Student: Well, I was rated highly for MBA (Mentally Below Average) :(
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*Interviewee: Well, It is great to meet chicks who are as good as gold. To some extent, I highly appreciate my spouses' heart of gold because they have been living with me for years and bore me 13 sons and girls so far. As a result, I’ve been working very hard to support them all since I was 18 and however, they always play a key role in encouraging me to overcome such difficulties. Their care is a main source of my pride. this is worth my spouses' gold for me.
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*Interviewer: Keep your fingers crossed for dat, sir!
by quan cao tien August 6, 2010
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A: You know why God is a man?
B: Because if God was a woman she would have made milk taste like chocolate.
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B: Because if God was a woman she would have made milk taste like chocolate.
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Dude 2: Do I need a dog and bone?
Dude 1: Absolutely, you need it to tell your top dog you are working while you are in the caff with pals during the office hours!
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Dude 1: Absolutely, you need it to tell your top dog you are working while you are in the caff with pals during the office hours!
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