Definitions by Quaigmire

Turd Toter 

Someone that deliberately puts off taking a dump until their stomach hurts so bad and they start dotting their drawers!

That turd toter has to take a dump, but is putting it off as long as he/she can to see if they can set a record for the worlds longest turd.

Turd Toter by Quaigmire September 11, 2009