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Peru is a dirty, stinky, but sometime really pretty place. I have been there and it smells like toxic chemicals. when get there you can’t say “Ahh fresh air “ because who knows what is in that air.

It’s so dirty there that you can take one step outside and step on a wrapper of sublime candy.

There are so many homeless people out there in the streets. You gotta be careful because you could get jumped at literally any giving time. But it only really when it’s just you or your with another person not typically a group of people.

But there are super pretty place both naturally and man-made. Such as Lake Tikicaca, Paracas Desert, and Laguna 69. Machu Picchu of course.

Anyway if you go to Peru make sure to bring you pepper spray and a camera and always hid your phone. Especially if it is an iPhone 11 or higher or a Samsung because they will be targeting you.
Oh and police don’t care at all. :)
Person: Hey I just booked my fight tickets to Peru!

Person2: Be careful when you there! I heard Peru was dangerous!
by Quadrillion dingles July 29, 2022
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