2 definitions by Quadra-Dong

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The unfortunate syndrome of looking, acting, or resembling a dong.
Hey dude, can I borrow those dongulitus creams when you're done with them?

That motherfucker has one bad case of dongulitus.
by Quadra-Dong November 19, 2010

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Cousin to the syndrome known as Dongulitus. Schlongulitus is characterized by the subject's resemblance of a schlong.
Did you see that shirt Brooks was wearing? You would think he had schlongulitus.

I really hope they don't have schlongulitus.
by Quadra-Dong November 19, 2010

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