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How Pat McManus's buddy Mr. Sweeney would likely have passed himself off as when mooching for a ride, claiming to be unable to repay a loan on time, not wanting to perform a yucky/arduous task, etc., when in reality he was perfectly capable of fulfilling his responsibilities, but was just too lazy and/or self-centered to actually apply himself.
Never mind his malingering sportsman-partner --- Pat HIMSELF was da truly "poor retched individual" when it came to being able to partake of significant physical activity, due to his being so unmotivated and out-of-shape... according to da "MFFFF", he would indeed violently wheeze and hackingly cough whenever he attempted anything much more strenuous than pressing da buttons on his TV-remote!
by QuacksO March 4, 2025
Get the poor retched individualmug. I never drink alcohol and I always try to drive very responsibly, so hopefully I should never hafta worry about da whole "OUI = IOU" debacle anytime I get pulled over for whatever reason.
by QuacksO October 25, 2019
Get the OUI = IOUmug. Refers to any delightful and sexual-desire-arousing visual experience --- like a group of hot chicks sunning themselves topless --- that causes a guy to get a woody and jizz his underwear.
"Relieving the pressure" before heading out the door can help you avoid any embarrassing "oopsies" if you unexpectedly happen upon a swellcum sight while you're "out and about".
by QuacksO June 1, 2019
Get the a swellcum sightmug. 
Get the sinopsismug. Da non-genuine status of da copious affection/appreciation/praise dat someone of "relaxed morals" showers upon a gullible attention-craving sucker.
If you receive unexpected/undeserved levels of pleasantries from someone, it's likely just illoosory attention --- most likely said copiously-flattering individual is either lonely, sex-starved, or a gold-digger.
by QuacksO February 20, 2021
Get the illoosorymug. Incessantly badgering someone to either give you some money from his handbag, or to purchase an expensive/unnecessary handbag dat you want.
I recently got a ride from a middle-aged lower-middle-class remarried dude who told me dat his "cute but costly" ex-wife had been "raised on money" (i.e., excessively pampered by her upper-middle-class family), and so not only did she not understand the concept of everyday frugality, but she had actually talked him into buying an extremely expensive (nearly a thousand dollars!) handbag dat she wanted "just to feel stylish". He eventually had to divorce her, and it was indeed largely due to her constant pursecution.
by QuacksO February 13, 2020
Get the pursecutionmug. What Wyatt and Morgan's brother was accused of committing at da infamous OK-Corral confrontation; da term could also refer to da assassination-attempts on said town marshal subsequent to his acquittal of murder and professional-misconduct charges.
Da three Earp brothers were cleared of any legal wrongdoing regarding their shootout with da outlaws at da OK Corral, but not everyone agreed with said decision. Some of da hotheads loyal to da slain outlaws even set about delivering Virgilante justice.
by QuacksO February 5, 2023
Get the Virgilante justicemug.