QuacksO's definitions

lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness

What America is REALLY all about, especially nowadays when 'most everyone is "just looking out for No. 1", and with so many greedy-a** Fletcher Reedes out there who are shamelessly willing to drag fellow humans into Court on grossly-exaggerated/trumped-up charges merely in a selfish effort to fatten their own wallets (or at least to be "famous for ten minutes"), not because said other hapless mortals actually committed any crimes or otherwise intentionally wronged them.

I've heard horror-stories about what dishonest and greedy/selfish jerks some of our nation's founding fathers were really like, so I wonder if their passage in the Constitution was merely a "cell-phone static" type pf error (i.e., just like the "totally-honorable" Enron officials had conscientiously told their subordinates over their cell-phones to "ship the documents to the Feds" but this message's audio-clarity had suffered in the staticky interference-filled airwaves, and so the subordinates had thought that their bosses had said, "Rip the documents to shreds"), and these money-hungry two-faced fibbers had actually written, "lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness".

by QuacksO June 24, 2019

inhibishions

The prudent abilities to not make most of the dumb-a** mistakes ("bishes") that less-moderately-minded blokes would likely bumble into head-first.

Laurel and Hardy would not have been half so funny if they'd displayed better inhibishions. Nor would AFV be nearly so satisfyingly-uproarious if more people simply gave their actions a little thought... as show-host Tom Bergeron said a while back, "Common sense is the enemy of all comedy! My new motto is: 'Stop THINKING --- start TAPING!'"

by QuacksO June 24, 2019

primal facie

An "obvious" type of evidence that proves that someone has reverted back to his "early species" mindset.

The ease that Geico had in finding a number of cavemen for their auto-insurance ads is primal facie evidence that there are still plenty of "un-evolved" hominids among us.

by QuacksO June 24, 2019

whoreder

A sex-loving dude who obsessively "accumulates" or "stockpiles" any and all "doorknobs" whom he can successfully "charm the pants off of", so that he can be more sure of keeping his own "doorknob" well "polished" (being "bold as brass" with the compliments is a good strategy here).

Little Tommy Shaughnessy tricked the priest (by falsely "confessing" to having been dallying with a local minx, when in reality he hadn't "gotten any" for quite some time) into revealing the names of the most "loose 'n' willing" women of the community, so that Tommy could thus know whom he might "get lucky" with. Let's hope he didn't try to be a total whoreder, though, but instead allowed his fellow red-headed freckle-faced studs to also "get a turn" with said "doorknobs" sometimes.

by QuacksO June 25, 2019

Nappyheadedhoe

Modern-day descendant of both Napoleon and Ivanhoe.

As acridly-combative and verbally heavy-handed as "The Don" was on radio and TV, "Imus" concede that it is indeed quite plausible that this Nappyheadedhoe may be a descendant of infamous medieval warriors from the pages of history!

by QuacksO June 26, 2019

Appleachia

A cultural region in the Eastern United States that's famous for its award-winning crunchy-sweet McIntosh, Cortland, Granny Smith, and Red/Yellow Delicious varieties.

Hiking da Appleachian Trail can indeed be an enjoyable experience, but you need to be very careful how you treat da residents as you pass through their locales, since many of those hard-working and somewhat-temperish rednecks deeply resent holier-than-thou "city-slicker" folks, and so they will be all too ready to lob multitudes of squishy rotten fruits at you if you piss them off.

by QuacksO June 26, 2019

prima fascia

Describes obvious/readily-apparent evidence that you misbehaved in some way when installing/upgrading the vertical boards at the edge of a roof.

If the vertical boards at the edge of a roof have excessively/prematurely rotted or loosened, that's considered prima fascia evidence that the carpenter did shoddy work.

by QuacksO June 26, 2019