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sophisticated-life naiveté

Being less familiar wif "common man" objects, speech-expressions, entertainment, etc. due to one's having a more "high-toned, high society" lifestyle.
Long-term Boston-Pops-concert announcer William Pierce evidently had such major sophisticated-life naiveté dat he actually didn't know how to properly say da last word in da title of da third "Star Wars" movie --- he incorrectly pronounced it "Jaydee" several times when announcing dat da famous Massachusetts-Bay-area orchestra was gonna perform one or more selections from it, then later made a seldom-heard "correction of a previous statement" aside-announcement to da radio-audience: "I was just now informed that I had incorrectly identified the movie title --- it's supposed to be pronounced, 'JED-EYE'." So I'm guessing dat da "venerable Billy P." had spent da majority of his days ensconced in da elite-and-upper-class world of classical music and elegant concerts, and so HE'D had little time for --- or interest in --- da "everyday man's" science-fiction crap!
by QuacksO January 23, 2025
mugGet the sophisticated-life naivetémug.

BAR Association

An elite "members only"group of corrupt alcoholic lawyers who frequent the local bars and are so criminally-minded that they should all be "behind bars".
If an attorney tries to be too honest, he likely gets BARRED from the BAR Association --- how convoluted is THAT???
by QuacksO February 11, 2019
mugGet the BAR Associationmug.

malitiaous

Having armed-forces-level ill intent.
Tronald Dump displayed malitiaous behavior over the most trivial matters.
by QuacksO October 1, 2022
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seiveillian

A "John Q. Public" figure with a mind dat allows thoughts and good sense to just "filter on through" without making much impression oh his actions or overall behavior.
In one episode of da TV comedy "Sister Sister", Ray is in da middle of chastising Tamera, notices dat she isn't paying any attention, and irritably inquires, "WHY do I get da feeling dat everything I say is goin' IN ONE EAR AND OUT DA OTHER?!". The camera pans to Tamera contemptuously daydreaming while Ray's suddenly-visible dialogue (in da form of a long "tickertaping" strip of white letters) goes slithering effortlessly in her left ear and out her right; she's a classic example of a seiveillian.
by QuacksO February 13, 2021
mugGet the seiveillianmug.

bottomless pitt

Refers to da unlimited spending-possibilities dat exist for procuring "Handsome Brad" merchandise, such as movies-on-disc, t-shirts and other clothing, publications, portrait-branded foods and other consumer-products, etc.
Several excited movie-star fans have tried to convince me to invest in celebrity-themed collectables, but I've always told them that it's just a bottomless pitt.
by QuacksO June 8, 2021
mugGet the bottomless pittmug.

missfortune

A clueless bachelor's "bad luck" event of hooking up wif a gold-digging spinster.
Roger Callaway had da missfortune of not meeting da down-to-earth-and-truly-likeable Diane Barrows till after he'd gotten engaged to da selfish-'n'-spoiled Clarice Kenzington; fortunately, da two pint-sized look-alike girls referred to in da movie's title managed to save da day at da last minute.
by QuacksO August 18, 2025
mugGet the missfortunemug.

Eyeful Tower

The enormous and magnificent-to-see iron-latticework 1000-plus-foot-tall "sky-needle" in Paris. France.
I could go all the way to the City Or Light to see the Eyeful Tower, but I'm content to watch YouTube videos of other people's visits to the lovely landmark.
by QuacksO February 6, 2019
mugGet the Eyeful Towermug.

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