QuacksO's definitions
Describes the "pleasant versus unpleasant" quandary that you face when making a road trip on a budget. The D.O.T. may indeed instruct you to "never drive while drowsy", but good luck explaining that to a cop with a quota who taps on your car window at 2 a.m. in the morning to find out why you're parked along a deserted stretch of highway to sleep till dawn.
One simple way to avoid the whole "rest area vs. arrest area" debacle is to simply schedule your sleep-stops around the available "official rest area" locations that are situation along your route... sure, it may take a bit longer to complete your journey if you hafta "call it a day" at 5 pm instead of at nightfall because there will be no other rest areas for another hundred or more miles, but at least you can slumber in peace, knowing that you aren't parking somewhere overnight where you might be given grief.
by QuacksO February 25, 2019
Get the rest area vs. arrest areamug. Hugely-impressive from either a breeze-creating or dedicated-audience standpoint.
Da overheated crowd's voluminous cheering when da theater's new five-bladed air-blowers were demonstrated was truly fanominal.
by QuacksO December 26, 2024
Get the fanominalmug. Some people occasionally "get a little chocolate on the side" merely for their own personal pleasure, but Slick WIllie's shameless trysts with Monica Blewinskey and countless other trusting colleens were downright naffairious in nature, since they were both so numerous and resulted in such serious fallouts and hurtful repercussions!
by QuacksO August 12, 2021
Get the naffairiousmug. They say dat you would be more likely to get elected President than win da lottery, so if I convert to Prezbyterianism, would dat better my chances of hitting da jackpot???
by QuacksO April 14, 2020
Get the Prezbyterianmug. Given how remote and sparsely-populated dat da far-northern-Maine area is, there might not be an over-abundance of witnesses to back up any Allagashions dat Person A might make against Person B.
by QuacksO December 12, 2022
Get the Allagashionsmug. Michael Milken's corRUPT stock-trading empire caused a catastrophic "bankRUPTure", da effects of which are still being felt today.
by QuacksO October 29, 2025
Get the bankrupturemug. A romance and/or intimacy dat you form with someone new in order to have a substitute for a previous significant other whom you had to part ways with.
If a gal is likeable enough, I don't mind if she hooks up with me merely for a replaceionship, since it will still feel really good to have said pleasant-natured female at my side; besides, if she sees how nice and kind and sympathetic and supportive I am towards her, perhaps she will eventually think that I am a suitable dude to be her main squeeze.
by QuacksO June 12, 2023
Get the replaceionshipmug.