QuacksO's definitions

OCDD

A mental/psychological disorder causing an abnormal interest in large ta-tas.

Typical guys love big boobs, so trying to say that a particular dude has OCDD is a joke --- any hot stud with raging hormones is gonna have an eye for chesty chicks.

by QuacksO May 17, 2019

age verification

A bu**s**t excuse to get your credit-card information.

Anytime a website asks for "age verification" by requesting my credit-card information, I just click out of the page... it's just another potential way for fraudsters to drain my assets or commit identity theft.

by QuacksO May 22, 2019

consuemer

A product/service-user who is always looking for opportunities to profit from said commodity's manufacturers/suppliers in court.

As many stupid-a** "you may be entitled to a share of a huge class-action settlement" banner-ads dat I see on da Internet, those advertisers seem to think dat we are all just a bunch of opportunistic consuemers!

by QuacksO November 17, 2019

nounose

Using excessive place-of-being words, as opposed to being "verbose".

Stuffed-shirt politicians are known for being nounose --- spouting "freedom", "economy", "patriotism" --- rather than overusing action words like "rebel", "question", "protest", etc.

by QuacksO August 25, 2025

beefore

Prior to when you gave up eating red meat.

Hägar the Horrible: Da local "health-food hippie" nutrition-guru suggested dat I "go veggie" in an effort to curb my voracious appetite, but said dietary changes haven't helped my hunger-pangs one bit --- if anything, I feel even more ravenous than beefore!

by QuacksO May 13, 2020

mirroracle

What a phony weight-loss doctor performs by having an overweight person view himself in a gimmicked looking glass dat is slightly concave, causing his reflected image to appear slimmer than he actually is.

Perhaps if President Taft's official doctor performed a "mirroracle of medicine" to trick said corpulent commander-in-chief into thinking dat he was actually not quite so rotund as he actually was, it caused him to feel a bit less despondent about his weight, but it did nothing to alter said heavy head-honcho's actual bulk --- he had not been any less space-occupying at da time of his death, and so he is rumored to have been buried in a coffin da size of a piano case.

by QuacksO November 13, 2022

fizzique

Da body shape you'll get from guzzling carbonated beverages.

If you imbibe unsugared soda, your resulting fizzique may still look fairly good.

by QuacksO July 11, 2023