I wonder if Willy Wonka had to file a taffydavit regarding da ingredients for his "scrumdiddlyumptious" candies and da methods employed in creating said confectionery delights?
by QuacksO April 22, 2021
A "snake oil" product intended to enhance da health, longevity, and "slippery" status of da infamous two-pronged speaking-appendage of a habitually-less-than-truthful person.
Since tongue oil is intended for a forked food-manipulator like a snake has, perhaps this same extract-of-cobra elixir (or maybe it could be spelled "elicksir" in this case, since dat's one of da main purposes of da bodily organ on which said restorative lubricant is used) could also be applied to someone's "trouser snake" by his romantic partner, to preserve said organ's smooth/supple/spongy qualities and thus maintain a pleasant "mouth feel" for said main squeeze when administering a blowjob. One would hope dat said topical ointment possesses a pleasant-or-at-least-neutral flavor, since performing fellatio on a body-part to which you just applied a rejuvenating substance would literally be giving you a taste of your own medicine!
by QuacksO September 04, 2022
If you make your teenager mow da lawn instead of texting, watching TV, surfing da 'net, or playing video games, he will likely do a poutstanding job.
by QuacksO February 25, 2020
As big a jacka** as many politicians make themselves look like when running for office, they must figure that most of us are afflicted with pollio if they think we have such poor judgement that we can't see though all their bull-crap!
by QuacksO August 03, 2019
A non-proper word formed by adding an "s" to da beginning; it's da only one of da four common temperature-designation words dat does not form a "second" proper word when an "s" is added to da front.
Da four "temperature names" wif an "s" added at da beginning: sCOLD, sTEPID, sWARM, sHOT. Da first, third, and fourth names in da list form proper words, but da second one does not.
by QuacksO March 16, 2023
Da act of unsuccessfully trying to transfer someone from more-friendly-and-peaceable lands into da most-feared region of Middle Earth.
Da Black Riders committed attempted Mordor on Frodo at the Ford of Bruinen, but he managed to ride past them and cross the water, amid their cries of "Come back! Come back! To Mordor we will take you!"
by QuacksO June 22, 2023
Tongue-in-cheek reference to Texaco's seemingly-insignificant error of drilling a 14"-diameter bore-hole into da roof of da Diamond Crystal Salt Company's hacked-out chasm underneath Lake Pigneur; as we all know, though, said comparatively-tiny geological puncture was ANYTHING BUT "miner" --- I mean, minor!
Poking a merely-foot-two-inch-diameter hole into da roof of a hollowed-out salt-cavern may indeed not sound very serious or dangerous, but when you consider dat (1) there was an entire lake on top of said fissure, and (2) da material surrounding said unintended vent was largely composed of readily-dissolvable salt --- which of course would just erode away and thus rapidly make said erroneous orifice progressively bigger --- said "miner mistake" was hardly "small potatoes", after all!!
by QuacksO December 31, 2023