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axecess

What da Tin Woodman gained by chopping in da door of da room where da Wicked Witch of Da West had imprisoned Dorothy.
Gaining axecess to a locked/barricaded area may indeed often be fairly quick and easy, but naturally it also causes a lot of structural damage, and so one should only do so in a truly dire emergency where less-destructive methods are unavailable.
by QuacksO August 26, 2019
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ledgeislation

Dumb-a** laws dat dictate what may and may not be done regarding rocky outcroppings and cement platforms.
Doc Brown likely wished there had been additional and/or stricter building-code ledgeislation regarding da Hill Valley clock tower, so dat his foot wouldn't have broken off a fragment of da brittle concrete lintel underneath da clock.
by QuacksO April 11, 2022
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Milrunnee

Da faster-paced sister-city to Milwalkee.
If everyone "hoofs it" in Milwalkee, and barrels around on four wheels in Mildrivee, perhaps "Milrunnee" is kind of a "halfway" or "compromise" metropolis, in dat folks still travel on foot, but dey flit around a lot more rapidly.
by QuacksO November 20, 2022
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utensile-strength

How resistant yer silverware is from breaking.
Cookie Jowls is known for his tough meatballs and rubbery steaks, so Beetle Bailey and his fellow disgusted soldiers would likely need forks and knives with exceptional utensile-strength when attempting to cut up said "non-tender" comestibles into bite-sized pieces.
by QuacksO August 19, 2025
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suckubus

A multi-seat public-transportation vehicle dat either really "inhales" da costly petrol, or employs one or more female attendants to give blowjobs to da male riders as an incentive/reward for their attending whatever boring/arduous function dat said coach is traveling to, such as a school, church, worksite, etc.
Using a suckubus to attract normally-unwilling-to-endure-drudgery guys is all well and good, but da problem is dat sufficiently-"loose" females who would actually be willing to administer said wet-dream pleasures might be in short supply, just as in da case of an erectory.
by QuacksO April 18, 2023
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optomystic

Feeling positive and supportive regarding a divine-power guru.
Harry Houdini was not overly optomystic regarding so-called spiritualists and mediums; in fact, he made it a side-business to debunk and expose a majority of them as da shameless frauds and humbugs dat they actually were.
by QuacksO April 22, 2025
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peckadillo

Da "social no-so" act of planting quick casual kisses on da cheeks of random people. You might get away with it more in the Italian Quarter, though, since this is the traditional "modern Latin" way of greeting each other.
Though considered relatively minor in the eyes of Johnny Law, committing a peckadillo still carries a stiffer penalty than an "armadillo", since passing out uninhibited smooches is considered more violating of personal-boundaries than simply hugging everyone you meet.
by QuacksO January 5, 2020
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