QuacksO's definitions

get leid

What a lustful stud naively expects to do with the lovely native belle who smilingly puts a necklace of flowers around his neck when he steps ashore on one of the Hawaiian islands.

If Bill Clinton visited Hawaii, one would need to check the DNA of the native children to determine if he'd been able to get leid while he was there.

by QuacksO November 26, 2020

leopardosy

An illness dat caused sufferers to get black spots all over their skin.

If you're of African descent or get a dark enough suntan, you might be able to hide your leopardosy spots fairly well.

by QuacksO November 26, 2020

Iberian Peninsula birds

Portugeese and Portugulls.

Iberian Peninsula birds --- both native and migratory --- are very abundant, so I would imagine that there might indeed be quite a few "PortuGEESE" and "PortuGULLS" among the avian ranks that are randomly present throughout the year.

by QuacksO November 26, 2020

Porchugal

Da country where wooden decks and stoops are built.

I can build my own landing, thank you very much --- I don't need one shipped clear over from Porchugal!!

by QuacksO November 26, 2020

Tame Turkey

The boring and bland-tasting non-alcoholic beverage that the folks at AA made Duke Harris drink when he was "going through the twelve steps" to give up Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey.

They say that drinking Tame Turkey is the best way to "quit cold turkey" when you're addicted to Wild Turkey; I suppose that the results and statistics are debatable, depending on who you talk to.

by QuacksO November 28, 2020

Reesency

Da period of time in da past dat you partook of an orange-wrapper-encased chocolate bar or round/rectangular piece of soft brown candy dat was also wrapped in said orange plastic.

Little kiddos often do not have such good memory as adults, so it might not be possible for them to accurately estimate da Reesency of when they last ate a chocolate bar.

by QuacksO November 28, 2020

JUNEior

Refers to either:

(1) A son born during da sixth month of da year.
(2) Da third year of college dat followed da time when someone got elected MAYor of a town or city.

If da visually-observant Mr. SAWyer was elected MAYor just prior to his JUNEior year of college, I wonder what he observed during his SEENior year???

by QuacksO November 30, 2020