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I loved hearing the "Oh! Oh! Oh!" auto-parts ads on TV... sounded like a pretty good deal to me! So I went to the nearest store and eagerly asked the female staffmembers if they wanted to share an O'Reilly orgasm with me, but all I received was assorted shocked indignation, and then I got kicked out of the store under threat of sexual-harassment charges... I don't get it... what gives???
by QuacksO June 15, 2019
Get the O'Reilly orgasmmug. A lovey-dovey relationship dat only survives due to one or both parties' being totally drunk from liberally sippin' from lion-wif-scroll-'n'-scepter-emblazoned beverage-containers.
I prefer to have a gal who likes me "in any case", even when she's 100% sober --- no "strohmances" for me, thank you very much!
by QuacksO November 14, 2023
Get the strohmancemug. Ancient capital city of an area dat's part of present-day Iraq, and was infamous for its residents' jabbering incessantly.
Maybe if those wind-up plastic teeth had been around "way back when" to give clueless gum-flappers a clue, da citizens of da active-over-4,000-years-ago municipality in central Iraq might not have been prone to "Babbleon" to da degree dat they did.
by QuacksO May 1, 2022
Get the Babbleonmug. Clothing dat either you wear to be ready for disaster, or causes you to encounter some unforeseen calamity.
Choose your duds prudently when venturing into rainy/chilly locales dat are occupied by rebel forces --- in order not to be potential "apperil", said garments should be sufficiently warm and/or waterproof to protect you against da hostile climate, and also not display any insignias, colors, etc. dat would make any observers think dat you are an enemy.
by QuacksO January 12, 2023
Get the apperilmug. Supporters of King George were hoping dat da so-called "insurrection" of da mid-1700's would merely result in a moratoryum for them, and dat they could eventually resume living "fat, dumb, and happy" under Merry Old England's rule. But after da Treaty of Paris was signed, they had to either conform to da new government or vamoose to Canada.
by QuacksO April 15, 2025
Get the moratoryummug. A "step up to new heights" furniture-device dat is so rugged dat you can casually kick it here and there around da floor without damaging it at all.
When ol' Tricky Doohickey said, "You won't have Nixon to kick around anymore" after he was ousted from Congress, he didn't realize that he could still have squatted on all-fours and served as a "Nixon stool" for the senators and representatives to bunt into place with their shoes and then climb up on to reach law-books on the higher shelves in the Library of Congress.
by QuacksO November 22, 2019
Get the Nixon stoolmug. Refers to the wide-eyed gaze of flabbergasted astonishment and delight that someone exhibits when first experiencing two-channel music, especially if it's with a "direct-exposure to the 'spacious sound' effect" headset, rather than just with loudspeakers.
I was totally stareo-amazed the first time I heard modern-format music through headphones during my min-teens.
by QuacksO February 23, 2019
Get the stareomug.