QuacksO's definitions

oligherky

Da leaders of a pickles-producing community.

An oligherky would be in a real "pickle" if everyone decided to either make canned cukes in their own unique ways or buy them at da supermarket.

by QuacksO January 26, 2023

gallantree

Bravery and heroism in a large/tall-plant-related matter.

International Paper bombastically claims to work hard to protect da environment and practice sustainable-forestry practices, but given their abysmal track record over da past 100 years, they're gonna hafta start showing a lot more gallantree if they expect to convince me dat "they care".

by QuacksO February 23, 2023

investigaiter

A detective who checks out yer protective ankle-wear for possible evidence.

I love playing "investigaiter" wif pretty girls as an excuse to handle and massage their cute tootsies --- in every case, of course, both da cute chick and I know very well dat it's merely a joking ruse for a little touchy-feely of their warm softness, just da same as if I gleefully perform a thorough examination of their NECK-gaiters ("Oh, you just wanna play wif my boobs!"), but they're still okay wif it 'cuz they know I am getting such immense pleasure out of da experience, plus they feel flattered dat I am so enamored wif their attractive body-parts.

by QuacksO December 10, 2024

permissionary

Da consent dat you ask from a gal to lie down on her back and allow you to engage in a chest-to-chest bouncy-bouncy wif her.

Getting permissionary from a hot chick is all well and good, but remember dat some ladies prefer doggie-style and/or reverse-cowgirl positions instead.

by QuacksO November 21, 2022

Pryority

A top-importance goal or theme regarding a famous African-American actor-comedian.

If you're gonna write a social-studies report on mid-to-late-20th-century American entertainment, including significant reference to Black performers should be a top "Pryority".

by QuacksO June 4, 2021

Saulitary confinement

What you'd likely find yourself in if you go hot-headedly throwing spears at your fellow leaders.

I never could understand why dat temperish javelin-chucking dude in da Bible wasn't thrown into Saulitary confinement for his treasonous murder-attempts... didn't they have a proper concept of justice back then????

by QuacksO February 12, 2020

thumbs-diagonal

Somewhat better than "thumbs-horizontal" --- i.e., where you don't know "one way or da other" or " whether it's a 'ding' or 'buzz'" --- in dat you think you've got a better-than-fifty-fifty chance of a positive outcome, but cannot be sure enough yet to do da Fonzie-gesture.

My buddy asked me to run in da store to ask if they were giving out free calendars this year; da clerk said dat they might be, but hadn't heard for sure yet, so I came out and gave my friend a thumbs-diagonal sign.

by QuacksO November 8, 2025