When a newb does some thing so spectaculary newbish its beyond newbish, thus its newbtacular. Newbtacular events are always in best of intentions but back fire on the newb and/or team. Used primaraly for online games, expecially when teams are involved, because telling the newb he/shes newbtacular is pointless as they probaly dont know what a newb is. Yea its that bad.
Its a first person shooter 4 (Team A) to 1 (team B), newb is on team A. And the game is at hand.
Team A: we got him cornered in the donut room, lets all rush at the same time.
Team A rushes but newb stays behind
Newb: Ill throw a grenade to help you guys out.
Team A: noooooo dont d...
Team A dies in grenade blast
Newb: Crap sorry guys (not realizing that his teammates cant here him cuz their dead)
Newb:Ill throw my last grenade to the right wall and rush to the left
Newb throws grenade to right making it bounce of to the left and runs at the grenade, thus accidently killing himself.
Team A: Newbtacular, vote him
Team B: That was Neeeeewb-TAC-U-LaR ^_^
One with very large ego. Allows them to be direct and efficient in all they do. Also allows for a disregard to the standards of others, resulting in a personal code thats badass. Additionaly, one who disregards power in numbers and will often kick the shit out of multiple lesser opponets who are caught defiling this personal code. (a trash talker, women beater, dis honering family, ect.) They are often quite but out spoken as what they say is direct, wise, and simple. one who dosnt need to pretend to be badass because they just are, and they know it. However badasses gain power with into music.
Couple of guys say: Your girls pretty hot, how much you want for her.
Procedes to beat their asses.
Group of black guys say: wazup my craka
Single White Badass says: nuttin much my nigga's
Black guys: mutha f...
Suddenly Drowning Pools song 'bodies' starts to play
White guy beats all their asses
Group of guys stalk girl
Group of guys say: Hey baby wasu...
Badass Girl kicks thme all in the nuts and while doubled over she propmtly bull dogs them into the cement.... two at a time.
The Dukes of hazard are badasses, Alice from resident evil is a badass, the punisher is a badass, bruce lee is a badass, Ash from army of darkness is a badass.
Capitalistic individual who "borrows" other people's stuff and "pawns" them. Takes whatever opportunity to gain currency, no matter what ethical barriers stand in the way. Often screws all those close to him in his bid for cash. Is fairly smart, but his kleptomania gets the better of him. Best seen in the 8-bit theater webcomics.
Your GP or your HP!~8-bit theater episode 4
I feel it neccessary to inform you that the contract gives me rights to the bottom half of your treasures ~8-bit theater episode: thief likes money.