6 definitions by PvtChurch

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1. (noun) A large bird that is similar to but much larger than a goose. The most recognized type of swan is the Mute Swan, which is all white except for its black face, orange bill and black legs and feet. It is native to parts of Europe and has been artificially introduced to North America as somewhat of a "decorative bird." If geese mess with it, it will chase them away. If you mess with it, it will chase you away. If you see a swan nesting, run because her mate will get pissed and will start coming at you. Doesn't sound very intimidating, but when you're staring into the eyes of an oncoming angry swan, you'll understand.

2. (noun) Slang term for a female who was once unattractive but somehow became very attractive (referencing the "Ugly Duckling" story).
1. The swan swam gracefully across the pond.
Crap, that swan's not backing off, it's still coming at me...Screw this, I don't want to get beaten up by a bird!

2. Wow, remember when that girl was really ugly? She's such a swan.
by PvtChurch May 08, 2005
The two words one grunts to signal his or her death. Introduced by Church of Red Vs. Blue, this expression is also used by Tex, some religious nut, and some guy named Captain Flowers in a past timeline.
Tucker: "Church! Talk to me! It's going to be OK man!"
Church: "Tucker...I'm not gonna make it...Tucker, there's something I need to tell you."
Tucker: "What is it?"
Church: "I just want you to know...I always hated you...I always hated you the most."
Tucker: "...Yeah. I know you did. Now hurry up and die, you prick."
Church: "OK...HURK! bleh."
by PvtChurch April 27, 2005
1. (verb) To grab a male's crotch, usually in an attempt to grab the penis. Can be done for any reason but is usually done out of perversion or immaturity.

2. (verb) To act in a flaming gay manner.
1. Don't you ever penisize me again, that's just gross.

2. Quit penisizing, man, that's not cool.
by PvtChurch May 08, 2005
1. (noun) Somebody that likes to penisize and does so quite frequently. Can be male or female.

2. (noun) Derogatory term for "homosexual."
1. Dude, he just grabbed my crotch! What a penisizer!

2. Back off, ya penisizer!
by PvtChurch May 08, 2005
1. (verb) In the first-person shooting videogames "Halo" and "Halo 2," there is a specialized type of grenade called a Plasma Grenade. This sticks to vehicles and enemies when thrown. Killing someone by sticking a Plasma Grenade to them became known as "sticking" the other player. "Stixor," however, is an extension of "stick." It is usually used in situations like sticking someone from a great distance or when they don't notice it.
From 5 feet away: Oh, you got stuck!

From 100 feet away on top of a base into the cockpit of a manned Scorpion tank: That tank driver was STIXORED!
by PvtChurch May 09, 2005
1. (n) One who follows Judaism.

2. (v) Synonym for screw over; to cheat or deceive someone.

3. (n) Term for someone who is rich and stingy.
1. Optimus Prime is a Jew.

2. Man, we totally got jewed at Burger King...they owe us money for that crap.

3. Quit being such a jew and pay your fair share.
by PvtChurch May 12, 2005

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