8 definitions by PutterBeanut

Hoes are like tue end slices of bread. Everybody touches them but nobody wants them.
by PutterBeanut June 15, 2021
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The act of a baby bunny being forcefully penetrated by a 70-year-old man (uncircumcised) in a freezer
Dude! I can't BELIEVE how long it took me to girbulate your bunny.
by PutterBeanut October 5, 2021
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An unusual citizen who resembles the late son of Johnny Sins but has an absurdly colossal bone in his pants
You're being a real Demarquebious right now!
by PutterBeanut April 9, 2022
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The forceful molestation of the left areola
Fuck me! John has been such a titty witter recently!
by PutterBeanut April 8, 2022
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The act of being so surprised that the penis gets erect but only 2 inches, this is extremely rare in young and older males
Wow! My teacher was befundled by my absence!
by PutterBeanut April 27, 2022
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Deliciously accepting the resemblance of a Chick Fil A drive-thru.
Girl: I was just SO fobangled when I saw it!!
Guy: Bro come on already do you want the chicken sandwich or not?
by PutterBeanut September 20, 2022
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