Punkhead's definitions

bank

A shot in the game of pool in which the ball hit travels from one end of the table straight down the side rail to a the other end, in hopes of getting in a corner pocket.

Pool shark: "Ha ha you missed your bank, you owe me $50.!"
Guy: "I got your $50 pal, on the other side of my stick!"
*CRACK!*

by Punkhead May 28, 2005

escape call

Having a friend call your cell if you are the unfortunate guy who is stuck with the grenade to help you escape having to have sex with her.

*ring*
Guy..."Hello?"
Pal..."Dude, get out fast!"
Grenade..."Who's that?"
Guy..."NO WAY, I'll be there in a few minutes!...*hang up* Sorry I gotta go, my grandma is dying."
Grenade..."OH I'm sorry to hear that. Well, we can have sex some other time."
Guy..."Sure we will." *leaves*

**Later that night at the bar*
Guy..."Dude, thx so much!"
Pal..."Sure, but you gotta buy me a drink."

by Punkhead June 7, 2005

Gremlins

1.) Little meshevious devils that cause problems with everything around you.
2.) Little red men with horns you see when you are stoned.
3.) Imaginary little devils you can blame shit on.

1.) "BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH! Those damn gremlins are in my computer again. Where's my freakin shotgun?!"
2.) *puff puff* "Dude those gremlins on top of the TV are flippin me off! Little bastards!"
3.) Mom: "Jonny why the hell do all your socks stick together like this?"
Jonny: "I don't know, maybe the gremlins did it!"

by Punkhead May 29, 2005

clan

mostly groups of organized noobs in clubs that play on Halo. They camp and noob up a game so the other teams can't even spawn and they think they are good. They feel free to talk shit when they ain't shit. They also create "modded" games to help them win cause they suck for real.

Halo'r 1 "Dude, these clans are really noobin this game up today."
Halo'r 2. "Yea I can't even spawn cause they are all using rocket launchers."
Halo'r 1. "They are all a bunch of bitches anyways, we know we're better."

by Punkhead August 11, 2005

paw off

Another way to describe a meeting with Rosy Palm and her five sisters.

"No more will I paw off, for I may go blind eventually."

by Punkhead May 28, 2005

crop duster

To lay a silent fart down the aisle of a grocery store when someone is toward you...and listen to them gag.

see click and drag

son: "Dad why is that guy choking and hacking like that?"
Dad: "Cause daddy just laid a crop duster."
son: "OMG he's turning blue!"

by Punkhead May 28, 2005

compaq

A computer so low in quality, the only computers lower than it are Apple Computers.

Steve: "Dude, you'r gettin' a Dell!"

John: "Ya, but it's got to be better than this fucking Compaq. By the way, are you high?"

by Punkhead May 28, 2005