escape

Any excuse you use to avoid having sex with a grenade.

Guy..."I just remembered I forgot the condoms."
Grenade..."OH okay I'll wait for you then."
Guy..."I"ll be back in 5 minutes."
*YA RIGHT*

"Otherwise start without me."

by Punkhead June 02, 2005

compaq

A computer so low in quality, the only computers lower than it are Apple Computers.

Steve: "Dude, you'r gettin' a Dell!"

John: "Ya, but it's got to be better than this fucking Compaq. By the way, are you high?"

by Punkhead May 25, 2005

kick

To hang out with someone.

"Im gonna kick it with Jenny."

by Punkhead May 26, 2005

escape call

Having a friend call your cell if you are the unfortunate guy who is stuck with the grenade to help you escape having to have sex with her.

*ring*
Guy..."Hello?"
Pal..."Dude, get out fast!"
Grenade..."Who's that?"
Guy..."NO WAY, I'll be there in a few minutes!...*hang up* Sorry I gotta go, my grandma is dying."
Grenade..."OH I'm sorry to hear that. Well, we can have sex some other time."
Guy..."Sure we will." *leaves*

**Later that night at the bar*
Guy..."Dude, thx so much!"
Pal..."Sure, but you gotta buy me a drink."

by Punkhead June 02, 2005

Ctrl+Alt+Del

When a single program, or Windows grenades, press these in combination to send it to hell!

"BSOD! FUCK...I'm pressin' CTRl+ALT+DEL, and calling that moron in India for help! Damn foreign outsourcing! Damn Compaq p.o.s.

by Punkhead May 25, 2005

Imbecile

People who use cool websites like this for stupid fuckin shit...like bashing presidents.

do I need to put an example?

by Punkhead May 26, 2005

Philadelphia Eagles

Another term for international choke artists!

The Philidelphia Eagles lost another one!


go Patriots

by Punkhead May 26, 2005