Punkhead's definitions
Guy..."I just remembered I forgot the condoms."
Grenade..."OH okay I'll wait for you then."
Guy..."I"ll be back in 5 minutes."
*YA RIGHT*
"Otherwise start without me."
Grenade..."OH okay I'll wait for you then."
Guy..."I"ll be back in 5 minutes."
*YA RIGHT*
"Otherwise start without me."
by Punkhead June 7, 2005
Get the escapemug. A shot in the game of pool in which the ball hit travels from one end of the table straight down the side rail to a the other end, in hopes of getting in a corner pocket.
Pool shark: "Ha ha you missed your bank, you owe me $50.!"
Guy: "I got your $50 pal, on the other side of my stick!"
*CRACK!*
Guy: "I got your $50 pal, on the other side of my stick!"
*CRACK!*
by Punkhead May 28, 2005
Get the bankmug. "Roll Roll Roll your dope, twist it at the end...
"Light it up and take a puff and pass it to a friend."
*sung to ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT*
"Light it up and take a puff and pass it to a friend."
*sung to ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT*
by Punkhead June 9, 2005
Get the grassrollingmug. "BSOD! FUCK...I'm pressin' CTRl+ALT+DEL, and calling that moron in India for help! Damn foreign outsourcing! Damn Compaq p.o.s.
by Punkhead May 28, 2005
Get the Ctrl+Alt+Delmug. Having a friend call your cell if you are the unfortunate guy who is stuck with the grenade to help you escape having to have sex with her.
*ring*
Guy..."Hello?"
Pal..."Dude, get out fast!"
Grenade..."Who's that?"
Guy..."NO WAY, I'll be there in a few minutes!...*hang up* Sorry I gotta go, my grandma is dying."
Grenade..."OH I'm sorry to hear that. Well, we can have sex some other time."
Guy..."Sure we will." *leaves*
**Later that night at the bar*
Guy..."Dude, thx so much!"
Pal..."Sure, but you gotta buy me a drink."
Guy..."Hello?"
Pal..."Dude, get out fast!"
Grenade..."Who's that?"
Guy..."NO WAY, I'll be there in a few minutes!...*hang up* Sorry I gotta go, my grandma is dying."
Grenade..."OH I'm sorry to hear that. Well, we can have sex some other time."
Guy..."Sure we will." *leaves*
**Later that night at the bar*
Guy..."Dude, thx so much!"
Pal..."Sure, but you gotta buy me a drink."
by Punkhead June 7, 2005
Get the escape callmug. 1.) Little meshevious devils that cause problems with everything around you.
2.) Little red men with horns you see when you are stoned.
3.) Imaginary little devils you can blame shit on.
2.) Little red men with horns you see when you are stoned.
3.) Imaginary little devils you can blame shit on.
1.) "BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH! Those damn gremlins are in my computer again. Where's my freakin shotgun?!"
2.) *puff puff* "Dude those gremlins on top of the TV are flippin me off! Little bastards!"
3.) Mom: "Jonny why the hell do all your socks stick together like this?"
Jonny: "I don't know, maybe the gremlins did it!"
2.) *puff puff* "Dude those gremlins on top of the TV are flippin me off! Little bastards!"
3.) Mom: "Jonny why the hell do all your socks stick together like this?"
Jonny: "I don't know, maybe the gremlins did it!"
by Punkhead May 29, 2005
Get the Gremlinsmug. A phrase which can also mean a one night stand...as in the romance didn't last past the bed, which from above looks like a matchbox.
by Punkhead May 31, 2005
Get the Matchbook Romancemug.