A computer so low in quality, the only computers lower than it are Apple Computers.
Steve: "Dude, you'r gettin' a Dell!"
John: "Ya, but it's got to be better than this fucking Compaq. By the way, are you high?"
When a single program, or Windows grenades, press these in combination to send it to hell!
"BSOD! FUCK...I'm pressin' CTRl+ALT+DEL, and calling that moron in India for help! Damn foreign outsourcing! Damn Compaq p.o.s.
To lay a silent fart down the aisle of a grocery store when someone is toward you...and listen to them gag.
see click and drag
son: "Dad why is that guy choking and hacking like that?"
Dad: "Cause daddy just laid a crop duster."
son: "OMG he's turning blue!"
People who use cool websites like this for stupid fuckin shit...like bashing presidents.
do I need to put an example?
A shot in the game of pool in which the ball hit travels from one end of the table straight down the side rail to a the other end, in hopes of getting in a corner pocket.
Pool shark: "Ha ha you missed your bank, you owe me $50.!"
Guy: "I got your $50 pal, on the other side of my stick!"
A good show to watch....when your drunk, bored, high, or suicidal.
"The O.C again? That's it time to swallow something for amusement."
Any excuse you use to avoid having sex with a grenade
Guy..."I just remembered I forgot the condoms."
Grenade..."OH okay I'll wait for you then."
Guy..."I"ll be back in 5 minutes."
"Otherwise start without me."