Punkhead's definitions

Blondie

One of many dumbass people.

"A blondie and a brunette jump off a building, which one hits the ground first......
the brunette, cause the blondie had to stop the the 30th floor to ask for directions."

by Punkhead May 29, 2005

escape

Any excuse you use to avoid having sex with a grenade.

Guy..."I just remembered I forgot the condoms."
Grenade..."OH okay I'll wait for you then."
Guy..."I"ll be back in 5 minutes."
*YA RIGHT*

"Otherwise start without me."

by Punkhead June 7, 2005

Matchbook Romance

A phrase which can also mean a one night stand...as in the romance didn't last past the bed, which from above looks like a matchbox.

"Dude, I had sweet matchbox romance with Samantha, and today she shook my hand, wtf?"

by Punkhead May 31, 2005