Guy 1: "I was talking
about how I wanted some KFC. Next thing I know she has her pants around her ankles and tells me to take a lick."
Guy 2: "Uh dude that's nasty! Didn't she know you wanted some fried chicken
Guy 1: "No she thought I wanted to eat her out. I was confused
at first, but then I realized that it tastes the same; just not as filling."