21 definitions by Punchy McAssface Jr.
Your balls seem to be uncontrollably sweating and emitting a foul odor, most commonly occurring in the hot summer month known as August. (This can also be used to describe these symptoms any time throughout the year.)
"Shit man, this sucks. I just came down with an awful case of August balls right before my blind date."
by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 17, 2010
by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 27, 2010
A stinky davis is when you find someone who is sleeping, then you pull down your pants, and put their nose in your ass crack. When said victim is about inhales, you release a fart which travels directly through the persons nose, often waking and/or alarming the victim.
"Dude I have an awesome idea. Jerry passed out early, and I really have to fart. I think I will give him a stinky davis."
by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 4, 2010
"Man, I got cotton mouth. I tried to get a drink for $1.05, but the guy at the 7-11 said my ghetto nickel was no good. You believe that shit?!"
by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 17, 2010
by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 9, 2010
One receives a party banishment after committing 3 official party fouls. After this citation is issued, said person must immediately evacuate the party with no question.
Every time Max is at a party, he drinks too much and pisses people off. He might want to be careful, or else he might end up party banished.
by Punchy McAssface Jr. June 19, 2010
After you are done taking a wicked awful shit, you omit the wiping step. You proceed to stick your index finger into your ass crack, then finger paint a mexican-like facial hair style onto said victim
"That crazy bitch was into all sorts of crazy shit! She even wanted me to give her a filthy fernando!"
by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 2, 2010