11 definitions by Puddintan3

sales reptile

The unabbreviated term for sales rep. Properly denotes their slithery, "speak with forked tongue", sneaky nature.

The sales reptile convinced me to buy way too expensive of a car. Bet he had to meet his quota.

by Puddintan3 July 29, 2006

#TISS

The (sometimes snarky) response to the phrase, "If you see something, say something"
There
I
Said
Something = #TISS

The proper hashtag to close a comment back to a clueless person (politician) pretending they don't understand reporting unsafe or unsecure situations.

Similar to #TIFIFY -- "There, I Fixed It For You."

I see a disingenuous moron on Twitter once again pretending we don't already know why this happens. Who all do I need to report you to? #TISS

Maybe if you didn't vote against every bill intended to help people, there wouldn't be a problem? #TISS

by Puddintan3 May 26, 2022

Neinstein

(From German) nein "no" + Stein "stone, jewel"

Antonym of "Einstein" as relates in general to "genius". Not smart. Lacking intelligence. Dumb as a box of rocks. 0 < IQ < 1.

Did you know that Albert Einstein is rumored to have had a cousin who was as dumb as Albert was smart? Friedrich "Freddy" Neinstein.

Watch out for that guy around here. He may be a boss, but he's a real Neinstein!

by Puddintan3 March 8, 2017

FEUBAR

Worse than FUBAR, Fucked Everything Up Beyond All Recognition.

If the new virus gets on your network, it will FEUBAR on all machines and other network devices.

The server farm had a sprinkler system instead of the new FE-13™ fire suppression. When the fire started the other day, the water went off and FEUBAR.

by Puddintan3 March 2, 2017