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1 definition by Puddintain Rascoli

a short bitch ass mexican who smells of body odor. really sucks at softball. he flexes nuts often because he hasn't got any. never gets laid. virgin ... i believe so. he is the 1st man to actually cock block himself! need i say more about this pathetic excuse of a man. if he doesn't kill himself, he will more than likely die alone and be forgotten because nobody notices him in the first place. he drives a pussy ass hyundai.
Man did you see that guy that shit his pants?? He is such a Matte!
by Puddintain Rascoli June 05, 2011