After pulling your penis out during sex, you ejaculate into your hand, slap your partner in the face and yell, "BAM!"
Todd: I saw Jessica yesterday, why was her cheek all red?
Miguel: I was just inpsired by the Emeril.
Todd: Totally owned.
Miguel: I was just inpsired by the Emeril.
Todd: Totally owned.
by Tas989 December 12, 2007
"The Emeril" is the latest-and perhaps most frightening-in a long list of legendarily sadistic sexual fetishes such as the Dirty Sanchez or the Donkey Punch
The Emeril:
1) While having sex with your girlfriend, pull out of her and nut in your own hand.
2) Step in front of her, throw the nut on her face and yell.......BAM!!! Kick it up a notch!
The Emeril:
1) While having sex with your girlfriend, pull out of her and nut in your own hand.
2) Step in front of her, throw the nut on her face and yell.......BAM!!! Kick it up a notch!
by Gozer the Gozerian April 8, 2006
the act of ejaculating into your hand after intercourse and throwing it in her face while yelling "BAM!"
My lady was in a naughty mood, so I decided to pull an Emeril and give her a little more than ole' spice to slap on.
by BULLDOG January 31, 2003
While in engaged in the act of fellatio, the male will, prior to coitus, yell "Let's kick it up another notch." When the female looks up in a confused manner, the male will then ejaculate onto her face and scream,"BAM!"
Man talking to co-worker...
Yeah, so last night, me and my lady working going at it, and I did it. I did the "Emeril." Long story short... the only thing I am going to "Emeril" from now on is my dog.
Yeah, so last night, me and my lady working going at it, and I did it. I did the "Emeril." Long story short... the only thing I am going to "Emeril" from now on is my dog.
by George Pataki January 22, 2007
When a man and woman are having sex doggy style and the man pulls out before ejacualtion and spits on the woman's back so that she thinks he came on her back, while he jacks off in his hand. When the woman turns around, he throws the cum in his hand on her face and says "BAM."
by Christina March 11, 2005
the act of ejaculating into your hand after intercourse and throwing it in her face while yelling "BAM!"
by Bulldog January 31, 2003
descriptive of the act of having doggy styled sex, spitting on the females backside and claiming you've ejaculated, and when she turns around to ejaculated in her face saying "BAM!"
by David Levy February 15, 2005