2 definitions by Professor Thaddeus Higgleby
The act of donning a strap-on dildo and entering the man you love from behind, essentially parting the brown sea and plunging into the depths.
Derek knew how serious his relationship with Rhonda after a romantic evening of love diving- the throbbing in his heart was exceeded only by the throbbing in his anus.
by Professor Thaddeus Higgleby April 16, 2015
1.A person, usually female, who uses emoticons passive aggressively.
2. A person who uses emoticons to imbue an otherwise benign message with hostility.
3. A person who uses emoticons to make an obnoxious message even more rude.
2. A person who uses emoticons to imbue an otherwise benign message with hostility.
3. A person who uses emoticons to make an obnoxious message even more rude.
My girlfriend is such an emoticunt when she's mad- it's amazing how scathing a one-word text can be when you add some carefully selected emojis to the end of it.
by Professor Thaddeus Higgleby April 19, 2015